kissing away

birthday....

2006-08-12T04:19:00.000+08:00

Can you imagin?? time flies!
another yr come and gone... and i'm 24!!! damn!
anyway... decided to do it simple this yr... juz me and the few close friends over for dinner where i made traditional italian food.... yummy.......
anyway.. here are some pix of my birthday and some additional pix from the Thailand trip that i got from Crix......
Thanks guys for the really nice real madrid t-shirt.....

just us guys messing about... but damn it makes us look gay.....

yummy.......(btw the boo baked the cake)

More Thailand Pix!

ermmm...... wrong way??

the one on the left is a wax figure!

the "dong" imprint.... thanks rachel

somebodies gonna get their head chopped.....

2006-08-09T19:16:00.000+08:00

Now at my uncle's place seeing my grandma... who's doing ok... but rather slow recovery.....
and watching NDP 06. I must say.... for the final NDP to be held at the national stadium.... this years parade is rather....... DISAPPOINTING!

Its suppose to be grand! suppose to be spectacular! but it's honestly pretty mediocre..... sad....

and not to mention... its completely mad that NDP 06 is live yet it has ADVERTISEMENTS!!! COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!! HUH!!!!???!!!!

and not to mention all the technical glitches like the tv going completely silent for a good min.....

guess they concentrated too much on it being the last year of the stadium instead of the pther important aspects like making sure the mic works.....

so many things happening......

2006-08-02T00:48:00.000+08:00

back from holidays..... trying to find a new job......
but so many things happening at one go......
and they're not the happiest of things.....

firstly.... yesterday... found out that my godpa is diagnosed with 2nd stage breast cancer....
yes... breast cancer of all things.......
so guys! be aware... breast cancer do not only happen to females.... though a rarity... males can get it too....

and while we were having dinner today..... before going down to visit him..... my uncle called and said that my grandmother was getting warded......
apparently.... she fell ill and we found out in the hospital that her illness had triggered a mild heart attack....
she's in hospital now and mom's there looking after her tonight...... boo and i will be down tmr night to do the grave yard shift....

hope everything will be well... but i really hate to admit the fact that i have that fear that this could be a bad turning point for my grandma....

see.... 3 yrs ago.... she underwent a cataract operation to one eye to improve her eye sight.....
of coz after an op like that... she wasn't suppose to expose her eyes to any form of heat for at least 2 weeks.... but that dear grandmother of mine decided to start cooking after 2 days.....
obviously it hurt her eye and she never went for to do the other eye because of the pain... which would have never occured if she listened to the doctors orders....

from then on..... her conditioned worsened coz one eye could see clearly while the other was still blur so this caused her to get bad headaches... and she started to stay in bed.. not wanting to go out saying it was troublesome and she couldn't see.... and she never wanted to use a walking stick because she said it looked "obiang".....
from then... she bascially stopped walking around the house and has been wheel chair and bed ridden....
and it all happened in 2 1/2 years....
imagin... from running around.... and playing mahjong weekly to completely bed ridden.... 2 1/2 years....
that's y i'm scared that this would be a bad turning point for her......

I juz hope that she doesn't look at this as a set back... and recover instead of giving up completely......

their back!

2006-07-29T03:25:00.000+08:00

can you believe it? i can't! for all the boy band fans.... TAKE THAT is BACK!

ok yeah i admit it... before i listened to rock and r&b.. there was a boy bad that i really did like... and that was take that.....

i even watched their concert in Singapore when i was like sec 2 i think! ages ago!
for all of you that can remember them.... as you recall, they disbanded in 95 i think... or something like that... but in 2005 they reported that they were getting back together and in April 2006... they did! holding their first concert!

For all of you who don't remember them, here's a recap of what and who Take That were all about!

Take That was of coz the original band which Robbie Williams first started out. Made out of Gary Barlow, Jason Orange, Howard Donald and Mark Owen from Manchester and Robbie from London.
Take That were known as the pioneers of their genre of music and has since paved the way for other boy bands like Boyzone (who has now also disbanded) and of coz Westlife.

Here's a little look back to who they were.....

The Albums!

Take That and Party

Everything Changes

Nobody Else

Greatest Hits

Never Forget : The Ultimate Collection

The Changes

Present day: Sure they look much older but i've seen their recent concert on Youtube... go check it out... their still pretty good.

Who they are......

Gary

Mark

Jason

Howard

and of coz...........

Robbie

still not convince their back....?
here's their recent concert doing back for good... juz a short clip thanks to you tube and they person using the hp to take this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZWabeBy94

back from thailand!

2006-07-29T01:32:00.000+08:00

BACK FROM THAILAND!!!
It was a great getaway after soooooo long....(since Jan actually).
We had so much fun and the boo didn't fall ill!!! yey!! guess coz we had minimal thai food this time round......
We had so much to eat!!!! Had so much to shop!!!! and even celebrated our 2nd anni there!!! We've had so many incidents as well..... there's of coz the " oh yar hor, DONG!" incident which we will remember until rachel does something classic again!
The weather was pretty good and hot! (yar yar i'm sorry about making you guys walk for an hour and a half instead of taking a tut tut).
Anyway we ended the trip buying 2 berms, 11 tops , slippers , bag and lotsa lotsa food!

This trip will be remembered for a lot of things! like all the HARs? the liaos! and of coz the dong! oh and in a classic rachel moment, when alan knocked rachel's head and said "atapchi" rachel went "har? down here got ice kachang meh?"

here are some pix from our trip and a video with another classic rachel moment... enjoy!!!

on the plane from singapore to bankok airport

finally in bangkok!

pattaya room!

view from the room

walking street Pattaya

look! it's superman! [ripley's believe it or museum, pattaya]

Guilty as a stick can be.... haha

anni cake

first lunch together at Pizza Company

a view of the pattaya sea

boys will be boys!

mirror fun in ripley's

a HUGE chair!

we even had our own explorer!

does this make any sense to you?!!?

in a giant tire!

our bankok hotel!

inside the suite

our feast!
i haev never seen 4 people, including the snr. duty manager, carrying food up for a room service man... i feel like a KING!

the little boo in a bath robe

shopping in MBK

i apologise for the video.....but i'll find a way to put it on soon!!!!!

BACK!

2006-06-24T19:06:00.000+08:00

my my my.... 6 mths of not blogging..... my blog's getting lonely....
anyway time for a little update.

Firstly.. i've been working for the last 6 mths but i'm planning to hand in my resignation on Monday.
Why??
Firstly, the oay's just not enough for me to survive on.
secondly, I'm completely not appreciated.... AT ALL!!!
All these while i was suppose to be a sales exec but i was asked to do guiding. No problem, i made sure i be the best guide i could. At the same time, i'm the complete adhoc boy, fix the coms, fix the printers, do last minute delivery, cover whichever place we have which lack guides that day and all this while expecting to ask CCs to pay $15 for a tour.
So anyway, i've ben trying to persuade CCs to have tours with us the last 2 mths and yesterday, my boss, Mr. P, decides to have a talk with me and my department manager. The one line he said has made me realised it's time i leave. He said " do you know why i havent been talking to you the last few months? Coz you're not important to me." WTF!!!!! He goes on to say, " You've been handling this harmony tour for so many months and it's not earning, If you were making $500K a month for me a year, of coz i'll be talking to you more because you're very important to me, helping me earn so much a year. But now, the harmony tour just breaking even. If you leave tmr i won't have a problem replacing you."
EXCUSE ME!!!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOUR LAST MINUTE PAYMENTS TO AIA WOULD'T HAVE REACHED THEM! YOUR ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PRINT JACK! AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TOUR GUIDES THAT COULD MAKE THE CUT!
So fine since i'm not IMPORTANT... i'll leave....
and to make it clear, the Singapore Harmony Tour is meant for CCs organised by JSSC and PA. We're not suppose to be making alot from it!!
So anyway, i've made up my mind and i'm leaving.
and thirdly, I don't want to be in a company they expects the most out of you, tries paying you minimal wage and can't even do their part of paying their share of CPF ! That's right.... i've had 2 people leave the comapny and when they check their CPF.... were only given 1 mth after working for 6 mths!
So basically, we're meant to put in all the effort, in helping the company earn, making sure customers and bosses are happy but they can't even do a simple thing like paying us on time or paying CPF.... haha sorry, not my kind of job.

Anyway, enough of the bitching, i've decided to make a few changes to my blog. Obviously if there's still bitching i'd do it but i want to concentrate on one thing.... FOOD! hee
So every entry, i'll be recommending places to eat and places not to as well as yummy recipes so now for the first recommendation.

THE GOOD!
The Giraffe restaurant and bar

Oh man, where do i even start! Ok. The giraffe is located at Istana Park ( across the road from PS).
The giraffe not only thrives on ambience but food as well. The setting is a nice modern mix of zen and really chic furniture with warm lighting making it the ultimate chill out place away from the loud music and crowds of other bars. They've even got big sofas for when you're there in a big group. Service staff may look a little sloppy and slack dress in baggy tshirts and 3 quaters or berms but dun be decieved, the dressing doesn't take away the serivice that these people supply. Always friendly and always smiling, they even try to have little conversations with you which gives this place a more comfortable, at home feel.
Now for the food. Mostly fusion food ( east meets west ) , which is fantastic coz if anyone's mastered the art of making fusion, its these people.
We Tried 2 starters and 2 pastas. Started off with a giraffe ceaser which was yummy, really fresh romane lettuce with amazingly, a whole poached egg! Now that's something new. Served with delightfully fresh , cruchy grilled prawns!
The other one was crumbed mushrooms. Basically, button mushrooms covered with bread crumbs and grilled. This dish was amazing! Crispy on the outside and juicy and exploding with mushroom taste on the inside. Defintely made my day. You'd be blown away by how they retained all the juices in the mushroom!

Now for the pasta, the boo ordered the seafood angel hair in laksa sauce (LaKsA sAuCe?!?!?!)
don't be taken away by the sound of it. The laksa sauce was light yet very tastY! and the angel hair done to absolute perfection! Served with really yummy fresh seafood (which is always important.) Absolutely lovely.
I had the black ink linguini served in a tomato based sauce.
Now i'm a realy pasta person... I LOVE my pastas! and my expectations for them is very high as well but this dish, this dish blew me away.
Linguini, cooked to perfection! and the sauce was this amazing tomato based sauce made with sun dried tomatos and some other bits they blended with. The flavour was unbelivable.... and was served with fresh prawns which was good toO!! ( these people sure makes sure that FRESH means FRESH!)

So this is definately a place i'd recommend anyone to go. Prices is slighly above average with us paying $55+ for the 4 dishes but it was definately worth it!

Ambience **** 1/2*
Food *****
Service ****
Price *** 1/2*

THE NOT SO GOOD
Hokkien Mee at Food Republic

The first time i was at Food Republic, i was really suprised by what they did with the place. New concept for a food court, very well done. Then i saw it, a stall witha really really long que. Hmmm hokkien mee and popular too. Worth a try

Unfortunately, it didn't live up the the hype. The pictures of the chef attending the Culinary Academy of America was impressive and so was the gimmick with the straw hats but not the noodles. I mean it was nicely presented it a banana leaf "bowl" and smelt good but it was a little too salty for my liking. And even with a tiny squeeze of lime, it made it even saltier. Kinda disappointed but well, it's not the worst that i've had but it certainly wasn't fantastic.

Presentation *** 1/2*
Taste ** 1/2*
Price ***

gonna start work soon.... CHRISTMAS IS NEARING!!

2005-12-19T06:30:00.000+08:00

well... ffinally i've found a job but i won't be starting till like the 2nd of jan... which is kinda stupid coz on the 13th i'll be flying of to chiang mai already... so i really gotta learn my stuff really quickly....

anyway... iknow i havent been updating a while......coz i haven't really been bothered *oops*
anyway... was reading an old enry of XX's blog and it's so fun to see SPH getting under her skin... but honestly.. she's one of those people that loves to live in conreversy.... well which celebrity doesn't have controversy?? so i guess her being a "celebrity" she wants the attention as well....
I really really hope someone juz sues her ass really badly.. maybe then she'd grow up and learn... but then again.... she's got such a thick skin [plus a really thick layer of make-up], i doubt it'd have any effect on her....

haven't really been doing much this week... been another OK week at mambo.... met up with my uncle for movie again... KING KONG.... [ we really should watch these long 3hrs movies earlier].
we caught our show at like 1.15 am..... almost the same time as potter... and both were as long as each other... well at leas Kong was a lot better....

but the movie.. for all its laughter and actions... really got me thinking bout something....
what if a giant gorilla like kong really did exist?
would it be treated the same way? as some beast?? savage beast?
i mean we've seen how some movies have potrayed animals...
how jaws made the great white shark the most feared fish in the sea...or how an anaconda now is prob the most feared snake in the world?
its really good to see that there are more people who are interested in studying and actually understanding of these misunderstood animals...

but there are always more people who will always think that these "creatures" are the most savage creatures around... forgetting the point that there is still 1 animal that is the deadliest of them all........ a human....

no other animal on this planet can cause more damage, more deaths then any animal on earth...
we're on top of the food chain... killing and eating juz about anything that can be eaten.
We create more disasters and kill more animals and people in a 10 min war then any great white can do....
and there are certainly more deaths by murders in a day then there are deaths by a shark attacks in 10 yr period.

scarey isn't it.....

even our once quite singapore has had a steady increase of deadly crimes...
i mean... since when in our entire history have we been caught up in 2 body hacking incident in a matter of months??

so you see.... humans are definately more dangerous then any other animal... but well.... if someone ever tried creating a movie about it... it'd never be much of a hit would it??

anyway... speaking of singapore.... within the last few days..... i've realised that it's either my imagination.... or singaporeans are getting more caught up in themselves and are gettin more selfish by the day....

i've come across 2 incidents in 2 days that just disguss me.....
firstly... the other day... i was clearing the empty boxes in my house and had to bring them down to discard... i was with boo so there was 2 of us with 4 huge boxes....
now anyway... we reached the ground floor and had to move the boxes out and there were 3 people who were waiting outside the lift....
here's the amazing bit... none of them.... bothered to even hold the door open for us to move the boxes.... NONE!!! one lad was even standing in front of the button and didn't even bother stretching out her hand like 5cm to reach for the button....instead she chose to juz stand there.. like the other 2... staring at us like moving boxes was the rarest thing u'd ever see in the world...
and these were completely 3 different types of people... 1 was a late 20s lady... wearing office clothes... another was a teenager and the 3rd was some 40+ year old in a power suite....
unfortunately... all had the same mentality....

the other incident was at cineleisure.....
the exact same thing happened! my uncle , boo, uncle's friend and myself were gonna get out of the lift... and these group of teens would rather attempt to squeeze pass us into the life instead of holding the lift doors open.... sure cine's lift like most modern day lifts are made with motion detactors as the door wouldn't close if there was an object or person in the way... but do these modern day equipments mean we can completely forget about being courteous?
or is it coz singaporeans know that life in singapore is getting harder... and that everyone is so caught up about themselves that they really dun care about anyone else anymore...

i wonder if this "kiasu" syndrom happens anywhere else in the world.....

I remember that after the moster tsunami... and all the quakes and natual disasters going on... there was a headline on the news paper saying "why is mother nature so angry".
well it's obvious isn't it.....
terrorisism has gone to and all time high
there are more deaths more killings more suicides around the world now then there was say 30yrs ago...
and people nowadays are juz becoming more absorb in the 7 deadly sins now.....
it's no wonder she's angry... heck i bet even god is angry.... no matter wat religion u are... the belief that a god had created our world..... but now... we have men who wanna be god.... with all the clonning going on....

to me... i think when that has finaly been fully discovered... then we will see armaegeddon.... where everything will be destroyed, then having another chance to devalope again....
after all.... if u've seen the earths history, u'd realise that everytime the animals of that era has reached its full potential... when they are at their peak.... everything gets distroyed and is started all over again....
now is a matter of when this era's full potential will be... let's juz hope that's its not in the next 60 yrs.... then again... we won't really know would it....

another OK week...thanks for the best mambo in a month

2005-12-03T15:15:00.000+08:00

well another relatively ok week has come and gone....
well on the up side... at least it was a relatively good mambo.. not fantastic but a lot better then those we've had to endure for the last month....
hmmm... maybe its a trend, that only the last mambo of the month will be good.....

anyway.. i wanna explain about a comment i made at shell the other night... apparently... there was some misunderstanding with a comment i made about being more intolerable to trouble makers at zouk now then i was back in the past, saying that i spent my days at home tolerating the "bullying" i recieve from my boo and then venting it out at these trouble makers on wednesdays....

well... to start... the comment i made was meant as a joke! apparently nobody thought of it that way and a few friends even started to msg boo to say it seems that i wasn't happy and whether she was ok....
ermm to start with.... i had a comical face when making that comment....although i guess either nobody caught it or everyone was just too tired....
the other thing is... people who do know me well enough know that i would never start an arguement outside the house.. even less among the company of friends.....i mean if you don't respect each other enough to keep your lover spats private then at least respect your friends by not putting them in such an uncomfortable position. Nobody likes to see friends argue... even worst if it was being in the middle of one...

and just to let youo know.. there is nothing wrong with my relationship.. sure we find it more difficult things to do as the days go by but we still enjoy each other's company....

Anyway... today's paper's came up with a very interesting topic... on whether bloggers are becoming more "reckless" in their entries....
well gotta go prepare lunch now.... will be back to talk more about that later....

*out...*

xx....xx...xx

2005-11-28T02:45:00.000+08:00

well was reading xx's blog again after a long time and poor girl.. bitching over nothing all over again.....

well firstly.. she was busy rattling on about how her 2 friends weren'tallowed into zouk coz a member is only allowed to sign in 1 guest....
and she goes on saying that her friends were hot and that they should be allowed entry blah blah blah.....
well 1stly.... a rule's a rule dear girl... although it's obvious that u dun really give a shit what the rules are coz u obviously think that you're some higher species compared to us low life's down here....and quite frankly if you really don't like the idea then y dun u juz write a letter to zouk's management.. heck, even better.. zouk's owner if u can get hold of him.....complain bout how "unfairly" u were treated.... obviously some clubs do allow the good looking people in before the rest, or give these elite member special treatment.. but let's be honest shall we... you're neither good looking nor an elite... sure u may think that you being one of singapore's "most famous" bloggers makes u an elite.. but haha.. u are so badly mistaken... and besides....zouk is already popular as it is.. so i doubt very much that it would make a difference if you or your friends were there... :)
and well imagin this.. if i was a bouncer at zouk.. and even if i did have internet access.... would i be spending wat ever little time i have readin a blog? sorry missy i'd be too busy resting and preparing myself to throw people out at night.

2ndly she rants on about her little talk with E.W.... on how a malay bouncer apparently was ignorant to how important it was for a HK director and actor to get it....
well firstly.. if it was really that important...or if they were really that big an actor or director.. wat they doing trying to que anyway... wouldn't management already known that they were coming?? and well the bouncer's just doing his job wasn't he... u dun expect a bouncer to juz let anyone who declare's him or herself an actor or director in. i mean if the person was like tom cruise or for that matter even david beckham... well that's a different story isn't it?
and besides.... HK directors?? how many people would actually recognise a director?? Let's not talk about HK directors... even if Speilberg stood infront of you, you prob. wouldn't even recognise him. and actors?? unless the person was in the league of andy lau, aaron kwok or for that matter edison chen... they prob wouldn't get recognise... and besides, there's so many look alikes out there that sometimes you wouldn't even know if they were the real deal.

and lastly... obviously.. xx was jealous about that guy talking to her friend.. haha, juz can't stand competition can she?? and besides the guy's got no committment to her... (hmmm maybe it's the lack of guys hitting on her when she goes clubbing). Which ever it is... she apparently thinks that juz coz the guy got rejected by her friend that it's a loss to him... haha... well quite frankly speaking... there's prob a hundred more females in zouk that would look better then her or her friend...

hai... when will she ever learn.. well i'm guessing one day... XX prob won't be able to enter zouk anymore coz at the rate she's going... her head would prob swell too big for the doors at zouk...

disappointment....

2005-11-23T02:58:00.000+08:00

hai.. a rather sad week juz went by.......
firstly.. we won't be seeing bebe for a couple of weeks.....
she's off to one of ken's clients house....
hai... juz hope she recognises us after 2 weeks..... and yes i did cry when she left... sad know!
here are some of the final pix of bebe before she left

these are those that were taken on my room... the last afternoon we had with her

that's her licking my thumb...

goodbye kiss

Family picture

Here are some pix that adeline took and put them in her kodak album....

cute ey??

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

2005-11-20T05:22:00.000+08:00

frustration frustration frustration!!!!!!!!!!!
i've just seen the 2 most unbelievable examples of irresponsible people!!!!
2 people that juz make my blood boil!!!

in the beginning of the week.. i've heard of the most disgusting behaviour i've ever heard of!!
i got this friend D... and i swear i'm juz counting down the days til he get arrested and thrown in jail.. maybe he'll learn then!
In the beginning of the week...he tol dus that he and his mom argued and she had called the cops on him. Now this guy.. he's a real trouble maker.... really really childish!
anyway... what happened was that he wanted to go thailand, so he told his mom that it's been subsidised and all he had to pay was $75. pretty reasonable right?
anyway... his mom said hat she won't give him the $75 to go coz a few days ago he juz got his pay (NS combat pay so it's around $500+). Anyway , he decided to go borrow from his younger brother L. He.. being wise enough told him that he didn't have enough so he lent him only $25.
Well in the end he managed to get an extrea $50 from some other source.
After that... he told his mom he wanted their joint account book so he could get $200 for expenditure. Well obviously his mom refused and he went into a fit. started arguing with her and when the maid tried to stop him.. he even beat the maid and almost ended up beating his mom as well!! i mean what kinda sick bastard would even think of layin his arms on his own mother?!?!?! So finally the mom couldn't take it and called the police.
Now this family is a relatively ok to do family and K. Mom's very very nice as well!
and their parents recently went through a divorce and the mom recently juz recovered from cancer after going through tons of chemo.
now D is in the army, L is studyin but at the same time working and K who was sent away to india to study coz he was a wild child is now back and responsible and working as well!

Now... L wanted to go australia and he worked and saved $400 so he could go! (it was a school thing). K worked and saved to buy himself a new computer! so y on earth D can't save $300 out of a month of $500+ beats me!

Then the 2nd case is Ken. yes my stylist.. the co-owner of the dog.
Now as all of you know... i can't bring the dog home and neither can he coz of his landlord. so for 4 nights... poor bebe was over at ade's. Now apparently her dad's back and he doesn't quite like the idea.
Lucky for me both my parents are away so i brought her home for the last few nights.
Now i told ken that since my parents are away... he could stay over so he could bond with bebe.
In the end.. i've seen his through colours.
All he does is complain about how tired he is... from work and blah blah blah. so fine.. me and boo has been the ones preparing her meals... taking her out for walks.. cleaning up after her...and everything. Anyway.. my uncle asked me out top catch a movie so we told ken... and originally he kicked up this hge thing about how we might be meetng his friend blah blah blah...and that already started to make my blood boil! he's showing zer responsiblity for her except bathing her once and cleaning her pee twice! and when we told him its his time to walk the dog.. he started sayin how tired he was and that we was a little tipsy from his beer. I kept giving him sarcastic remarks till he finally took her out.. going straight to the super market to but cigs and snacks....and he still ended up calling us for help coz apparently the genius tied her to a pole and couldn't get her loose! now usually i got nothing agaist his drinking but he said he wouldn't drink as much once the dog came... that the dog meant more to him then life itself.... well.... BULLSHIT!he walked her for 1/2 an hr and complained so much about it! WE STAYED OUT WITH HER FOR 15 FUCKING HOURS ASSHOLE! anyway he seemed ok and so we tot we could go out happily....haha HOW WRONG WE WERE!!!
when we came home..it was around 430am... ken had juz woken up from falling asleep on the couch...nvmasked if bebe peed and pooed he said dunno.. so we went around the house lookin and low and behold a patch of pee was right there! and it's been there a while coz it's started to dry we cleaned up.. he didn't even bother to help.. instead sayin he was damn tired and going to sleep.... and he bloody waled back to the room! and there was like a huge mess upstairs! empty beer can...half eaten snacks! yesterdays cup of vodka ribena! so boo and i had to clean up. half way through... bebe decided to pee again and unfortuantely for her.. boo was already extra pissed off coz of ken's entics thatshe ended up beating her pretty hard... and wat did can do.. walk out of his room.. stare at the pee and went back to sleep! AH!!!! how irresponsible can a person be!!!!! and now... my parents are coming back are on monday he he still hasn't even bothered to look for a place for her to stay!! i can imagin wat tmr will be again.. he's gonna say he's tired and blah blah blah and we have to do everything again. i've decided to give him an ultimatum tmr.... start taking charge of looking after the dog or , even though i'm gonna hate it!, get rid of the dog. if he's payin $2000 a mth to look after her i dun care... but i dun get squat and he's expecting me not to work so i can look after her.. FUCK OFF!

we'll see what happenes tmr.....
now to rid my anger with my sausage mcmuffin with egg! while boos juz compined a sausage mcmuffin with an egg mcmuffin... thats i patty.. 2 eggs and a slice of ham! ultimate can! till tmr then!

bebe asleep in the afternoon on my bed

the 2 important girls in my life.. bebe and booboo hee

isn't she just adorable?

being punished....

sleeping in her fav. corner....

knocked out in my room...

my burger and boo's ultimate burger.....

another tiring week

2005-11-18T02:26:00.000+08:00

man... this week has to be the most tiring week of all time... for the first time... i was out of the house for like 15 hours!
as u all know... i can't bring bebe home... so on wednesday.... boo and i walked bebe around.. hanging under our block at behind the salon from 830am to 11 pm!!!
and it had to be this horribly hot day as well!!
and after that when ade came to pick her up.. we rushed down to zouk....
and i swear that night must have been like "ang moh creating trouble"night.....
all my years in zouk... i've never seen 12 bouncers combing the entire zouk to search for one trouble maker... and apparently he wasn't the only 1 that night.. a few others decided to get drunk and create trouble as well.....
lucky for us and the bouncers.. these 2 twin towers ( these guys are like a tag team from WWE, huge, arms the size of my thighs and look mean as hell....) they even came complete with blonde mohawk and goatie!

plus there were some personal problem between our own group which i shall not going into coz no point adding oil into fire right?

anyway... i lost my phone today as well... hai.. my own carelessness.... boo and i went to the arcade and played daytona....
she reminded me to take the phone b4 we played.....
but after we finished... i walked off without it...
forgetful me... maybe coz i was feeling really stoned due to the lack of sleep....
plus i knew that it was a malay guy who took it coz he was playing after me... damn.....
unfortuantely.. even though he was wearing a cap... there seemed to be sooo many malay guys today at tiong bahru plaza wearing a cap....
but hai.. that's no excuse.... anyway... time for me to urgently find a job and get a new phone... damn......
and the worst part of it is that the phone was given to me as a present from boo so it has a lot of sentimental value....sorry boo......

anyway i know that this is kind of a boring entry but i'll promise it'll be more interesting next time round...

bebe!!

2005-11-15T05:11:00.000+08:00

yey! finally bebe canme today! finally i get my own dog! and quite frankly speaking i dun understand how she was once a stray... she's the most beautiful little thing that you will ever see.. and though intially she looked a lot like a corgi.. she seem a little more husky.. she even enjoys the cold better..... and she does have certain husky features... oh well... here are some lovely pics of our first day with bebe.....

bebe's sniffing around and exploring her new home

see how happy we are to have her??

isn't she just adorable!!

after playing the whole day she finally got tired.... and so did i....

saddening news.......

2005-11-14T03:38:00.000+08:00

today while i happily went to wwe.com i was shocked and saddened by the sudden news of Eddie Guerrero.....
For wrestling fans like myself ( yes i still watch wrestling and yes that i know it's fake but i still enjoy watching it... been watching for like 16 yrs now) , Eddie Guerrero will always remembered for his colourful personality.... and for his slogan, lie, cheat, steal.
My deepest condolances goes out to Eddie's family....wife Vickie and daughters Shaul, 14, Sherilyn, 9, and Kaylie Marie, 3.
Thank you Eddie for the many years that you've kept us entertained.....
here's a look back at Eddie's wonderful career....

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 223 lbs
Real Name: Eduardo Guerrero
DOB: October 9th, 1967
Hometown: El Paso, Texas
Other Names: Mascara Magica (EMLL, AAA), Black Tiger (New Japan), El Caliente, "Latino Heat" (WWF now WWE)
Wrestler Since: 1988
Finishing Maneuver: Frogsplash
Career highlights: WWE Champ(1), WWE Intercontinental Champ(2), WCW/WWE United States Champ(2), WWE Tag Team Champ(4), ECW Television Champ(2), WWE European Champ(2), WCW Cruiserweight Champ(2)

EDDIE GUERRERO 1967 - 2005
YOU WILL BE GREATLY MISSED

yey!!!

2005-11-14T00:07:00.000+08:00

WOO HOO........!!!!! I'M FINALLY GONNA GET MY DOG IN 11 HRS!
after so long i'm finally gonna see bebe!
a doggy of my own.... finally!!!!

anyway..... more controversy in news on bloggers today....
today's new paper talked about joey... a blogger who's a primary sch teacher.... and apparently her blog has cause much contraversy due to her talkin about her prefered sex positions and had oter entries that were deemed rather explicit.....

wat caused the uproar was that in her blog along with her entries and a photo of her posing with dildos, were photos of her at a school trip... which was an uproar coz people could identify wat school she was teaching...

and knowing wat parents nowadays are like.... they would start calling the school, asking how they could employ a teacher who leads this kinda lifestyle...
but then... wat exactly is "this kinda lifestyle"?
dun tll me that these kids parents aren't intimate at all??
that they themselves dun have a sex life? or have never tried anything kinky at least once?
i mean... that would be a little far stretched don't u think??
sure they don't admit to their kids but neither did the teacher.
Teachers are suppose to be good role models to students... but that doesn't mean that they can't live lives on their own....right?
i mean if a teacher who is like the best teacher in the whole school... with has this magical ability to change F sutdents to like perfect A students.... and he/she changes kids life around.... turning them from gangsters to like A students.... and has a perfect record in sch but clubs, smokes, drinks and has a sex life... does that make him/her a bad teacher?

Teachers have a responsiblity to be role models in school.... but what about outside sch? away from the eyes of their students.... i mean if parents were so worried about their kids and what they read online... why not just limit their internet access?? or even better... not have internet access at all?

the kinda of information that kids have these days on the internet... i have to admit is scary....
and i really don't believe that a kid's gonna learn a lot from a blog....
i mean what about access to porn? Q&A pages about sex... heck even chatlines.....?

I just feel that parents these days have to be.. how do u put it... more open...
i say look at the teachers credentials.... look at how he/she performs.....
what he/she is teaching the kids in school.....
then judge on the things that he/she does outside of school....

i can honestly say that if i was a parent... and if my kid has a fantastic teacher but has this controversy hanging over her... i would defend her... definately....

parents these days just have to learn to back off a bit and let the schools and the teachers do their job.... i mean if the parents were really that fantastic... why bother to send the child to school, why not just teach the child at home and protect them from the outside world...?
simple right?

back again....

2005-11-11T00:39:00.000+08:00

back with another entry!!
i know i know a bit fast.....but anyway gonna blog bout a couple of things....
tmr's gonna be a huge test for me!
it's ken's birthday tmr...(my stylist?)
and he got me to prepare dinner for him tmr...... so we went shopping for food today and got everything we needed!

here are the things that are on the menu... he didn't want too many dishes so i came up with 4...
firstly we have a simple salad.... juz lettuce with crab sticks and eggs... the secret to it is the dressing.. think i'll come up with 2.... a simple herbed vinegrette..... and a secret recipe of my grandma's..(well i'll try to replicate it... hopefully). then theres gonna be my fav. bruchettas..(tat's toasted slices of french loaf with garlic and tomatoes on top), followed by 3 diff. flavour of kebabs...(mustard thai herb, pepper and cajun) and finally my ultimate fav. PASTA!!! clams and mussels pasta topped with fresh tomatoes! yummy....!

can't wait... though it is a little pressurising coz apparently my mom's been telling the people at the salon that i'm a good cook... so i really gotta live up to my reputation tmr....
Ken's gonna have some of his clients there but thank god the big shots like enzer's boss and the wife of the owner of nydc wouldn't be there... that would be pressurising! although there is a tad bit of disappointment coz well... it'd be really good if i left and impression on these people.... (maybe they'd sponsor my cafe!!!) haha... well i can always dream can't i... anyway... i'll update tmr with all the pics of the food i made... for now its time to go take a shower and off to bed!!! long long long day tmr!! wish me luck.....

a little prayer: dear god... pls at least let some rich person be at the party tmr so that i can leave him/her an impression so he/she can sponsor my cafe... hee hee hee AMEN!

more bitching

2005-11-10T22:42:00.000+08:00

WELL....... the blogging world is getting more and more interesting isn't it.....
in case you guys have no idea what i'm talking about, it's the emergence of a new face is the blogging world. clapbangkiss.
Well another huge hoo haa this time about what xiaxue said during her interview.... that she answered huffily in an interview which was apparently conducted when she was in Bangkok.
accoding to the papers her words were...."she's not a real blogger, she's just a pretty face with a blog."
well i was reading xiaxue's lastest entry and she was defending herself...saying that the reporter had actually minced her words. Her exact words were "Hmmm... Ok, I don't understand why you are calling her a 'blogger' though. I think she is just a hot person who happens to have a blog, you get what I mean? She was already well-known before her blog became famous; it is like calling Zoe Tay a 'blogger' if Zoe Tay blogs."

then she makes this huge huge fuss on how the reporter " has no qualms about burning bridges in life. She will stop at nothing to sensationalize everything you say."

then go on to say on how veteren journalist E.Y told her "Don't be scared of offending people, and just write your honest opinions. You offended by what I wrote? Never mind, I am the media here, I can fuck you around and the next time you will still want the publicity."

That's just it isn't it..... in our world... if you want the attention, it's either gotta be full of controversy or sexy. Sex and controversy sells.. without a doubt. i mean look at all the gossip papers overseas. If controversy doesn't sell then there wouldn't be any papparazzi's will there?

So anyway....she goes on to try to explain why clapbangkiss isn't considered a real blogger......
saying that people like her and former eye for a guy contestant aren't real bloggers coz they were famous efore every having their blogs. their juz famous people who happen to have blogs.
So then... how bout coming up with a name for these people??
i mean simply put.... a person who plays football (be it for leisure or professionally) are known as footballers, a person who rollerblades is called a blader and a person who skateboards is known as a skater. So why isn't a person who writes blogs known as a blogger???

hey... when we don't like someone we sometimes call them a fucker... but that doesn't mean that they fuck professionally do they?

So why on earth can't a famous person who happens to blog be known as a blogger???
i mean heck... some of these people who are supposed to be "bloggers" might not even be updating their blogs on a regular basis compared to these so called famous people wth blogs.

Anyway... we'll never know what's going through xiaxue's mind.......is she happy the way she is....? does she want more fame?? or does she really not care about her reputation?

to me... there is a hint of jealousy in the air.. i mean with clapbangkiss signing a contract... her xiaxue losing a few of her sponsors... its natural if she'd be jealous... (its human nature!) heck i know i'd be if it happened to me.... maybe just maybe she has hasn't been as popular as she was (maybe... who knows?) and she needs something BIG to get people to notice her again....

well... guess i'd have to keep reading her blog to know what goes on behind that thick layer of make-up she has......

sianz........

2005-11-09T17:19:00.000+08:00

hai.... an almost perfect week almost completely spoiled... i've never felt so sian b4 in a very long time.
see on monday, ken told me that there was this lady, who put an advert up looking for somone to adpot a dog. He told me to give her a call and enquire about it. So i did. She sent me her pictures and she was adrable. So Ken, Boo and I got all excited coz all of us absolutely LOVE DOGS! so we started planning... thinkin on how we would Co-own the dog etc.
Well... i decided to reply her email, telling her i'm interested and asking how we could meet up so i could take the dog from her.
Today i got her sms and email telling me that she had handed to dog over to her aunt. To see if she could manage keeping the dog for a week before getting back to me if we can adopt the dog!
You can't imagin how sian that felt! we were all lookin to finally having a dog and when we finally go the chance.... the opportunity got thrown straight back in our faces....

anyway now i'm juz secretly crossing my fingers and hoping that the dog would hate her or bite her or she can't manage then the dog would be ours again.. haha.....

anyway here are some pics of what the dog looks like... i'll keep you all posted if the dog and i are meant to be!

btw her names bebe and she's 9 mths old.

this is bebe at 6 mths....

and finally her at 8 mths...

well...... time to keep praying...
till next time!

the crazy suicidal woman.....

2005-11-06T01:22:00.000+08:00

today boo and i finally got out of the condo! haha.. its been a while since we actually got out for a good walk around town.....and we saw the christmas decos that were put up along the streets and i have to be quite honest.... they were hidious!!! musical notes?? what's so christmassy about musical notes?? anyway met up with jasmine today coz she wanted to show off her new hair... and at the same time see mine and jo's. hers looked pretty ok but i still prefer her with her old hair.... suits her alot more....
so anyway we were happily walking around town.... and then decided to settle down at mac's for dinner..... try ou their new rice burger..... not bad! think it'll really give mos's rice burgers a run for their money..... and i had the one thing that has been missing on the mac menu for almost 10 yrs!!!! Mac's trademark milkshakes!!!! YES!!!! their back!!! FINALLY! i thought they were crazy the first time they took it off the menu but thank god their back! and i really hope they're here to stay!![oh but they only seem to be available at the macs along scotts road... the LIDO one] anyway we were sitting around having our drinks.... and suddenly we saw this ultimately nutcase woman!!! she was wearing some uniform....coukdn't really make out wat uniform it was... but she was like walking in the middle of the road.... carrying her plastic bags of what looked like gorceries and attempted to flag down cabs! in the middle of the freaking road!!!! there were cars stopping.... cabs and other drivers flagging..... and she happily continued zig zagging between the curb and the centre lane! [ it's a 3 lane road ]

who in the right frame of mind... would be walking in the middle of scotts road, flagging for cabs and expecting a cab to stop??? i mean if i was a cabby i'd take one look at her and think " siao cha bo!" and drive off ! i know that there were like tons of people looking but once she went out of view... don't really know what happened to her.....

anyhow we later went with jasmine and waited for a beloved jon at the 7 eleven outside this fashion and i have to admit... it's a pretty nice 7 eleven... with al fresco dining as well! [al fresco dining at a 7 eleven??] but yeah they had nice tables outside for u to sit down have a smoke and had this funky sorta bread filled with spicy chicken! pretty nice considering that it came from a 7 eleven......and its affordable too! at $1.50 a piece....anyway after that we were suppose to head down to the airport to pic aunt angie up but her flight got delayed so we tot we'd pop over at crix's coz he asked us over as zen and cat were supposed to go play mahjong... but they ended up cancelling and we decided to head home....... now sitting here.. blogging away and having ken call me for help with onimusha 3.. haha....

anyway have u seen the lastest entry by sarong party girl... she's uploaded the kinky uniform pix she took at sentosa..... not bad! and with really cute undies with the flash infront as well haha.... can't say much for her looks though.. but well... the guy's seem to like it and i respect that... anyway gonna go crash... been lagging sleep recently.... till next time!

the new hair.....

2005-11-05T01:54:00.000+08:00

another relatively quite week has come and gone.... halloween was on monday and judging by some of the photos i've seen at zouk.. looked pretty happening.. i've never been a fan of going down zouk for halloween....last few halloweens had been spent at home coz there's always kids who would run from door to door to trick or treat though this year i heard that it was relatively quiet this year... not a lot of kids......hmmm sad.. guess the tradition is dying out slowly.....i miss the days when i was like 13?? running around the condo with my pals... ringing door bells and scream "TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!" hai.... i miss the good old days...here.. stole some pictures from xuen's blog.....

that's yi, xuan, crix, zen, cat and ermm dunno who haha.....

anyway it was another week of mambo.. and well... guess that i didn't have to wait long to see people squeeze onto our already very small and packed podium...... but well apart from that it was a relatively OK mambo.....not as warm... but still with tons of people!

and today... haha boo actually cut her hair!!! its gone from like the middle of her back to like slightly below the shoulders! and she got it highlighted as well....orange, blond and brown... pretty neat!! plus the colour looks like mine so haha thats a plus!! THANK U KEN! so you all know ah... if u wanna do some cut and colour... juz leave me a tag and i'll hook u up!! anyway here are some pix of the major transition!

the hair's that now's a thing of the past...

the cutting in progress.....[tat's ken doing the cutting]

1st step of cutting...there goes the long locks....

done with the cutting now comes the colouring

and here comes the wierd machine!

the magical hands of ken at work

the final product...!

the back view

the side views.....

fall from grace....

2005-11-02T04:07:00.000+08:00

A FALL FROM GRACE

There has been many celebreties... many stars who have fallen from grace... once heroes and role models to all... who where worshipped by some many... even deemed as god. No one underlines this more then the once King of Pop... Michael Jackson, who once upon a time rocked the world with his music, he's dance moves.. but now seems to rock tabloids and scandals.

Don't get me wrong... i don't detast him nor hate him, in fact, like many.. he was once a hero of mine. I remember dancing to his music since i was 3, copying every move of he's. After all he was the king. His fall from grace is one that came so sudden and i'm sure a dispair to many other michael fans like myself.

I remember being at both he's concerts in Singapore and till now... no one even holds a candle to him... not even close. There have been many that have tried but no one has been able to take over the throne. It's unfortunate that he's had sex scandals rock his career.. one after another. but to me.. he's still innocent and a reciepiant to people just going out, trying to destroy he's career, destroy he's life, destroy the person love by many. Going out to exploit whatever money he has left.

This is a little look into what was and has become of michael jackson.

The life of Michael Joseph Jackson began when he was born on the 29th of August 1958 in Gary, Indiana. He was the 7th of nine children. (brothers: Sigmund "Jackie", Toriano "Tito", Jermaine, Marlon, Steven "Randy", and sisters Rebbie, Janet and La-Toya Jackson.)

Michael began his musical career at the age of 5 as the lead singer of the Jackson 5 who formed in 1964. In these early years the Jackson 5, Jackie, Jermaine,Tito,Marlon and lead singer Michael played local clubs and bars in Gary Indiana later moving further afield as their talents grew and they started to compete in bigger competitions.

In 1968 the Bobby Taylor and The Vancouvers discovered the Jackson five and from there they got an audition for Berry Gordy of Motown Records. The Jackson 5 signed for Motown and moved to California. Their first 4 singles, "I Want You Back", "ABC", "The Love You Save", and "I'll Be There" all made US No1 hits. The Jackson 5 recorded 14 albums and Michael recorded 4 solo albums with Motown. The Jackson 5 stayed with Motown until 1976, wanting more artistic freedom they felt they had to move on and signed up with Epic. The group name Jackson 5 had to be changed as it was owned by Motown, so they reverted to The Jacksons as they had be known in the early days. Brother Jermaine married Berry Gordy's daughter and stayed with Motown. Youngest brother Randy joined in his place. The Jacksons had a number of hit records and in total made 6 albums between the years of 1976 and 1984.

1977 - Michael made his first film debut when he starred in the musical 'The Wiz' playing Scarecrow with Diana Ross in the lead role of Dorothy. It was at this time Michael met Quincy Jones who was doing the score for the film.

Michael teamed up with Quincey Jones as his producer for his first solo album with Epic Records. The album titled "Off The Wall" was a big success around the world and the first ever album to release a record breaking 4 No1 singles in the US.

1982 - Michael Jackson released the world's largest selling album of all time, 'Thriller'. This album produced 7 hit singles, breaking yet again more records, and went on to sell over 50 million copies worldwide.

1987 - Michael released his much awaited third solo album, entitled 'Bad', and lauched his record breaking first solo world tour.

1988 - Michael wrote his first autobiography talking for the first time on his childhood and his career. At the end of the 1980s Michael was named 'Artist Of The Decade' for his success off of his 'Thriller' and 'Bad' albums.

1991 - Michael signed with Sony Music the largest ever recording contract and released his fourth solo album, 'Dangerous'.

1992 - took his concerts to countries that had never before been visited by a pop/rock artist. Also Michael founded the 'Heal the World Foundation' to help improve the lives of children across the world.

1994 - Accused of molesting a 13 year old boy. Michael married Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of rock legend Elvis Presley. The marriage only lasted for only 19 months, they divorced in 1996.

1995 - Michael release a fifth solo album, 'HIStory', which was a double album, first half new material and second half half greatest hits. Michael toured again over a legs covering a 2 year period.

1996 - In between tours, Michael married for his second time to Debbie Rowe who was a nurse that Michael had met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder. Together they had their first child Prince Michael Joseph Jackson jr born on February 13 1997 and a daughter Paris Michael Katherine Jackson born on April 3rd 1998. After nearly 3 years of marriage they filed for divorce in October 1999 but released a statement saying that they will remain friends.

1997 - Michael releases the remix album 'Blood On The Dance Floor' which also contained 5 new song linked with a 38min film "Ghosts". This film Michael played 5 roles using the latest special effects and make-up artistry, combined with his dance and music.

2001 - Michael celebrated his 30th anniversary as a solo artist with two concerts to be held in New York, USA. Many artists such as Whitney Houston, Usher, Destinys Child, Shaggy and many more performed there own and Michael Jacksons past songs.

Since then.. Michael's world has been rocked by scandal after scandal.

2005 - Releases new album. Invincible.

well... what ever it is.... i'll still be supporting him and believing in him till he is proven guilty. Till then? Let all the current pop acts try to dethrone the king of pop.

big hoo haa...

2005-10-31T13:45:00.000+08:00

the xiaxue issue

There's a huge hoo haa that's going on the the blogging world recently... as all of you have known... blogger Wendy Cheng has had 2 of the companies endorsing her pull out due to the nature of one of her post.. that it's ok to use toilets meant for the handicapped....
I was reading her blog and reading on how she was defending herself... and how she felt that there really is nothing wrong with using a handicap toilet where there are no handicapped people around.....
Well.... yeah she's right at the point that she isn't hurting anybody and all that.. but then.. this is Singapore we're talkin about.. anything that we do, which has a hint of discremenation or deemed immoral...will be deeply scutinised whether we like it or not....

Sure, using a handicapped toilet may seem ok to some... but then declaring it online that it's ok. now that's gonna anger people... especially the handicapped....
I've worked with the handicapped and needy before and i know the kinda life they live.... and quite honestly... they don't really have a lot of things catered to them... it's only recently.. in the last couple of years.. we see more things being done for these people.... eg. lifts that are being built in MRT stations to cater to those in wheel chairs or the elderly...wheel chair conveyer belts built to cater to places that were once inaccessible to the wheel chair bound...and it's really good to see all these things done.. that we acknowledge these people....

anyway back to the point... using a toilet reserved for the handicapped is almost like parking in a parking lot meant for them as well isn't it??
Yeah you do no harm... but it just isn't the moral thing to do....
To the non-hadicapped...it may seem normal and no big a deal.. but what about those who are handicapped? when they read about you saying its ok that you're using something that is specifically catered for them?
i admit the fact that a lot of us ( yes even me ) really do things without thinking about other people feelings.... but it's really about how much we learnt once being confronted about it...instead of holding this stong and stubbornly continue thinking that we haven't done anything wrong.

As for Wendy.. sure... it's bad luck that you had someone who was handicapped read what you wrote about the usage of their toilets but then again... this is a blog, who anyone and everyone with access to the internet can read.... so if you do feel that what people said about you.. being their voice? then take it that peter tan was the voice of the handicapped who disapproved of your comment.....

pic...

2005-10-28T19:41:00.000+08:00

here's the pic that we had taken at zouk on wed. the 26th of oct.
Compliments of the Jim Beam Party Crew Girls.....

Front role: (From left): Allan Tay, Cat, Daniel, Qing, Xuan and Alan Chan
2nd Row: Zen, Mervin, Ken, Crix, Joanne and Myself
Last Row: Elton and Marcus

man.....

2005-10-28T02:03:00.000+08:00

man... it's been such a boring week that i didn't really have much to blog about.....
but well after a relatively monotone week... it finally got more interesting this week... well on saturday...... i decided to do the drastic thing of colouring my hair! and ermmmm haha the colour didn't come out quite right! according to the colour chart on the box... dark hair was suppose to turn a brownish colour... but my whole head turned blondish! really ah bengy coloured actually .....but well here' s some pics anyway....

this was what my hair looked like b4 i did anything with it.....

step 1... the bleaching.....

step 2... on goes the colour.....

and this is what it looks like... didn't look that bad styled and under a yellow light... but under white light.....

looks like a lion's mane! [ k.. this is a really bad bad pic f me]
anyway then my friend.... who's working at this salon at my place called summer... saw the disaster and told me to be his hair model... sorta like the guinea pig for the trainees.. haha but well it came out pretty good.....well.. i liked it anyway....

this looks and feels like a science experiment..... "IT'S ALIVE!!!! ALIVE!!!!"
and the final product???

TAHDAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok fine.. i look a little gay here but well this pic shows my colours......

haha now some promo....

pls tag me for more info......
but yeah tat's where i always do my hair

anyway apart from that.... it was finally a return to mambo!!!!! and well it was sort of a bitter sweet return....
the centre platform's still around... but its gone smaller!!! and my god! the interior of zouk has changed so much! plus those additional speakers they added... man... my ears are still ringing till now.. but well! its good to return!

but anyway.. didn't get any photos of the new look but u could head down to www.zoukclub.com to take a look... they have the relaunch pictures there.....

anyway.. guess i'd stop here for now.. till next time......

FINALLY....

2005-10-23T01:21:00.000+08:00

finally... my hair's not dark brown anymore!!!!!! yeah i coloured my hair today!!
its this ash gold colour! haha
anyway shan't blog too much tonight.... kinda tired... yawnz!! attended the dumbest wedding today.. ok.. not really dumb.... but very chaotic.....!!!!!!!
well go more into details tmr..... for now is sleep its gonna be zzz for me coz i got a game tmr at 9am! nights all!

new skin!

2005-10-21T10:15:00.000+08:00

FINALLY! after 2 weeks the house is nealy done! dun have to smell the wonderful smell of paint anymore!! anyway.. this entry is juz to say that there's gonna be some changes in this blog so it might be a while before i can ge back on blogging properly.... '

be back asap!

another boring day!!

2005-10-20T03:42:00.000+08:00

FINALLY!! i've gotten back my IC... man it's been 2 long years and boy did i miss it...
but that's juz about the only highlight of the day! it's been such a boring day.. and my room's not even finished renovating yet! man i wanna move back in so badly!
anyhow...
it's interesting what people can write in your tag board isn't it...
and the funny bit is they don't really thik before righting..
as all of u can clearly see.... i got a tag saying that i screwed this girl and blah blah blah blah blah.... well here's the bit...
that would highly be possible....if i wasn't spending 5 out of 7 days with my gal.. and those days that i dun spend with her... one of my parents will be around....
now do honestly think that i'm tat stupid to let my parents catch me with another girl!?! its juz too much trouble trying to explain myself to them...
but well.. it does make the tag board a lot more interesting.. haha

anyway... anyone who knows me know i'm a nutcase man utd fan.... i mean sure.. they haven't been playin the best football in recent years but hey... i started supporting them when they lost the title to blackburn....!

so i was reading the papers the other day and "pop".. there's another artical by who i think is prob the no. 1 tottenham fan in singapore... new paper journalist.. edwin yeo....
now i'm not sure when man utd declared war against him? but damn does he have a problem with my team....

i mean. if he can't stand arsenal and chelsea i understand.. i mean they all are london based clubs after all... but man u??? they are like miles away... maybe its jealousy... seeing how tottenham once dominated the league as well.. but they have been underachieving till recent times...

martin jol has always been able to bring the best out of his players and this season they are playin pretty decent football....

and who knows?? maybe they can beat man u this time round...

as u can clearly see.. i'm not really hater of any team....no matter how dirty or rich they are...
even when knowing that chelsea has proven everyone wrong by showing that u can but success... i still give them credit for being such a well gelled team... after such a short period of time....

but anyway... back to the point.. so edwin.. if even my hardcore liverpool fan... who comes up a million and one excuse to why liverpool are playing so badly... he still admits that liverpool are underachieving....
so... pls edwin... don't make a huge fuss outta nothing... be thankful that spurs have finally got their act together....and stop worryin bout wat other teams are doin.. and worry bout how your team is fairing....

bitching.....

2005-10-16T18:49:00.000+08:00

DRIVING LICENCE???

man.. had my 1st soccer match after 6 mths.... haha... surprised i survived being on the field for the whole of the 2nd half..... though i walked the last 20 mins though.... damn my fitness... anyway.. on the way there today.. while waiting for the rest of the team... i came across a very very interesting display on what horrible some singaporean drivers can be.

there's this u-turn tat's near my place... we were walkin pass i when we saw this merc breakdown... now.. this being being a one lane turning.. she juz basically blocked the entire lane...well.. i mean not her fault right?? plus she has 2 rather young kids in the car so u dun really expect them to push a car....

anyway this lady got her elder son to put up the hazard sign.... no problem right... but once the sign went up... i saw the most amazing display on how some stupid or blind some drivers can be! the min the sign was placed and the lady's son got out of the way... his wonderfully intelligent cab driver drove straight into it.. knocking the sign over.... i mean, dun these guys see ahead? or notice signs?? they created the hazard sign for a reason u know... but even with the sign placed.... some cars were completely oblivious to it!
so the lady went over and moved the sign closer to the centre divider.... and well..like i said... being completely blind... no one notices it... one after another , car after car happily backs up into this helpless broken down car.....even when her boot and driver door was open! i mean u see a car on the road.. with the boot open... wouldn't u think that something is wrong?? who the hell leaves the car boot wide open while driving???

after ike 5 mins.. a van finally stops behind her... turning on his hazard lights... he gets down to help her...... and here's the best bit... even with the hazard sign... and hazard lights on.... cars still backed up into them!!! even when the van left... and the lady stood by the divider... waving her hands trying to direct traffic..cars still backed up into her car!

i'm really curious to know what these drivers see or what they're thinking! U see a lady.. standing by the side of the road.. with a car infront of her... and she's waving her arms...wat could she doing?? flagging for a cab???? in the middle of a road?? hello?!?!?!?!?!

How these people ever got the licenses i have no idea! but they should be declared blind by the LTA or something....

can u imagin the danger?? with a hazzard sign and hazzard lights on... cars already back up into the broken down car.. imagin if the lady had asked her younger son to stand there to direct traffic.... cars would have prob. ran him down as well!

this only leaves me to wonder.... how many drivers actuallylook at road signs?? maybe tat;s y u see cars on a highway cutting like 3 lanes trying to make an exit when there's obviously a sign board telling them tat the exit is like a few hunderd metres away......
well.... they obviously have no problems noticing signs tellng them that there's a speed camera ahead......

UNLUCKY CHAPS

anyway.. i guess most of singapore's known by down... the story of 3 unlucky chaps that unfortuantely made a comment that was deemed racist and found themselves in jail....
i guess it's juz down to really really bad luck! but that's juz it isn't it... in singapore... we'v always been strict with certain laws... especially those involving racial discremintion.... but that happens all around the world as well... not juz in singapore....but everywhere around the world as well... like how whites and blacks will always be treated differently....
or now how the american's would think that every arab or muslim is a terrorist.....
there's always an incident that leads to us feeling different towards other races....
like in singapore... where we have bangladeshis and sri lankans coming here to work either as constructions or clearing up at hawkers... and automatically we look at anyone with a dark skin differently.... or how psychologically... people always think that indians stink and smell...(trust me! when i was in camp.... the 2 people that stinked most weren't indians.. but these 2 chinese guys....they smelt so bad that i swear they needed to hang a radioactive sign around their necks)

there will always be different people....different races coming up with different nick names for other races.. but well.... it's been going on for decades and man will always be racist one way or another.. its how our ancestors were...and thats how it was genatically passed down to us...

unfortunately.........................

OOPS

2005-10-15T00:56:00.000+08:00

oops! haha realised that i haven't updated this blog in ages!!! haha like ermm since national day?? anyway... sooooooooooooooooooooooo many thiings have happened since then!
I'll try to squeeze everything into this 1 entry... and if i happen to leave anyone out while entering some entries... i apologise!

anyway since national day....(9th Aug for those of you who aren't singaporeans), came my birthday... back to suki sushi again.. man love tat place.. though i swear i over ate on the sashimi department.... don't get me wrong i love sashimi... to a point i think i only love the japs becoz of their invention of the glorious sashimi... and well maybe jap porn( as long as it's not freakish.. anyway another story for another time).. Anyway...the minute we got to suki.. this genius brain of mine decided to order 8.... yes 8 bloody plates of sashimi....(and tat's juz the starter) anyway... tat's ermmm 56 slices of sashimi.....after that day.. i didn't dare to eat , smell and even look at sashimi for the next... 2 mths!
but managed to work all of it the next day when my gal and i headed down to the zoo...
for those who don't know.. i love animals ( even thinkin of being a zookeeper haha... as long as the crocs don't think of having a nible at me..).. so naturally i love the zoo... and my gal.. ermmm she can't remember the last time she was there.. haha...
we took so many pix of all the monkeys.. haha though i had one accompanying me around the zoo....and haha she was like a little 5 yr old loose in the zoo! haha
had lotsa fun but was disappointed coz we wanted to head to night safari after that... but there muz have been like 50 bloody buses full of jap's and mainland chinese tourist... (prob thinkin its a walkin buffet! those guys eat anything with legs except tables and chairs).

and after that day...the next big event was my gal's birthday! planned a dinner where i was gonna surprise her with all her friends... bu unfortunately.. a couple didn't show up... most were late.. and she guessed the rest... SAD RIGHT!!!!

well since then... not much has happened... no big eventstill recently.... now my place is under renovation.... big big huge huge mess! but can't wait for it to be done!

well... i know for sure tat my next entry's gonna have lotsa lotsa bitching! haha... but tat's till next time... kinda tired now..Not funny having to wake up at 9 every morning and have the sound of drilling and hammering in my head!

well till next time!

oh yeah! b4 i forget...i promise that my next entry will have all the pix!

gggrrreeeaaattt........

2005-08-10T02:25:00.000+08:00

today is National Day!!! Happy birthday Singapore!!! today i was sort of a really bad b4.. see i ran off to sentosa to meet up with my sec sch friends... and ermm haha didn't call my boo at all... oops... sorry boo boo... but it was great to see them all again.. been so long!!!
Anyway today is the start of a very very very long weekend for me.. haha won't returning to camp til next monday!!!
Anyway today was suppose to be the day i took more photos of the fireworks! but everything went wrong... firstly... we got stuck in town coz the president was heading back to the Istana.. so the police blocked up the road for a good ten mins! then we found out we couldn't go through town... so had to go another route... worst bit is.. that route got held up too!! coz the police force were heading back to camp!! Finally we reached the highway.. and ........gasp! it was all jammed up!!! juz when we tot nothing could get worst..... we heard the fire works go off.. so all i got was a measly view of a few sparkles over the trees....
i know i promised really good pictures... so... here's a few that was sent to me from a friend who was down at esplanade.....

beautiful isn't it!!!
anyway if u're wondering wat kinda pics i took? well here they are!!

the road ahead!!

the road behind

i actually got out onto the highway to take this one... imagin.. how often can u open the car door and walk right onto a highway to catch a picture?

we aint moving!!!!

anyway after all that.. we got back to crix's place and started to get hungry.. so we decided to give Mcdonald's a call.....
haha apparently.... the staff at Mcdonald's kallang were on holiday mode as well!
we ordered lotsa lotsa stuff.... and nuggests coz we wanted to try out their new sauces.... this was wat the order was suppose to be....

3 meals
3 additional twister fries
and 2 bpxes of 9 piece nuggets....
along with our sauces... 2 wasabi, 2 spicy , 2 zesty lemon and 2 thai

we waited for bout half an hour and the food came!! nice and hot as well and we were so so happy!! then while unacling.... we discovered that none of our sauces were packed in!!!

so we called back to Mcdonald's. The operator at Kallang Mac said that she'll get back to us but never did.. after a while we called again.. and she said he was on the way....so we waited and waited... till all our food got cold!!! now... the Mac is at Kallang while Crix's place was at Ford Road... and this guy... took an hour to get back here(i could have freakin walked fromthe Mac and i would have arrived in an hour!!) anyway he was apologetic and all about it.. saying he forgot.... once we got our sauce.. we proceeded to eat....but to our dismay... we only got our chilli... and a packet of the spicy sauce and a packet of wasabi!!! we had another 6 packets missing.. and each packet cost 10c...! for the record... we don't really care about the money but then we paid for it.. the least u could do was bring us the correct order! so we called them again.... telling them their error and again they said they'll get back to us! and again.. they didn't get back to us! so we called.. juz as we called to complain the guy brought the sauce... same rider.. but this time his face was black as hell! and he didn't apologise..... juz shoving the sauce into my hand.!

Sick and tired of their attitude.... we called to lodge a complain! this was a whole our and a half since our dinner 1st arrived! Finally we decided to tell them we were gonna call their HQ.... this got them panicking and they decided to give us a refund...

This has to be the worst service i've ever gotten be it for delivery or eating in at Mcdonald's!
Hey it's not our fault that they decided to make it 24 hrs!

Let's juz hope that after today's complain... their service improve!

fireworks......

2005-08-09T02:11:00.000+08:00

wow... ever since i came into the army i've never heard of a better news... juz because we didn't have any ammo incidents this working year so far... the commander of our ammo command declared today a half day.. plus wed and thursday a non-working day too!!! so i pushed my birthday off to friday.. which means i don't go back to camp to next monday!! man i eed the break....

anyway.... went dinner with my uncles and parents today... at al dante tripottoni.... down at the esplanade...food was OK... i mean it tasted good but the food's were served cold.. like u know how they leave there too long b4 serving you.... desert on the other hand was much better... especially theeir chocolate fondue.....and creme brulee.. so i wouldn't really recommend eating there.. plus the service was sooo slow! we ordered drinks to go with the fire works.. but the drinks only came like 10 mins after the fireworks show ended....and they serve their drinks inthe most unglam manner.. imagin... margaritas and martinis served in a normal water glass....!!???!!!
.....and then there was the countdown to NDP with the fireworks display...
unfortunately... dad thought that the fireworks will be fired from a barge in front of the esplanade... but it was fired at marina bay.. so it was kinda far... plus i had a stupid concert tent blocking my view of the low level ones but i still manage to catch some pictures.. not very clear though......

portebello mushrooms.. must have been drastically over cooked coz these things are suppose suppose to be nice big ass mushrooms! rating: XXX

bruschetta with my pussy foot.. pussy foot was good.. but the bruschetta was kinda tasteless.... i think i make better ones... bruschetta rating: XX , pussy foot: XXXX

my main course..... steak... suppose too be done medium rare but came out nearly well done.... sauce was nice though but like i said.. it's cold!! rating: XX (i'm fussy bout my steaks!)

ermm haha half eaten choc fondue... sorta forgot to take a picture until it was nearly finished. rating : XXXX

tiramisu.... an italian desert... btw did u know that a tiraisu is not a traditional italian dessrts... as what many people may think.. it was actually created to cater to foreigners who visit Italy. hmm anyway lets see... not to sweet so it was ok. but then, not much coffee taste either... sad...
rating: XX1/2

cool pic huh? looks like either the buildings smoking.. or its being vapourised away! help!!

tat's my unc and my aunt.. so cute.....

city sky line...

mom and the city skyline

tat's all of us!

well another day tmr.. and i'm gonna make sure tat tmr's pix will be perfect!

my birthday bbq!

2005-08-06T01:57:00.000+08:00

woow!!!! today was such a lloooonnnggggggg day!!! started off pretty bad... stupid ah pa didn't allow me to take half day off.. so i had to ask OC for time off and he gave me 430pm.... k lar better then nothing! so slack the whole day... and finally... when the time came.. i ran out of camp... ran all the way to holland v.....collected my cake with my boo and jasmine.. ran all the way home! and amazingly.. i finish makin pasta and kebabs in 1/2 an hour! rushed down to the BBQ pit.. started everything up.... phew rush rush rush rush! but everything turned out great in the end... lotsa lotsa food ( in fact got enough to have a 2nd bbq!!) and man... next time there's a bbq we're ordering from katong satay again..... cheap and man was the food fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zhi kai and danny couldn't get enough of the black pepper chicken chop, i personally loved the satays! ermm i won't recommend the lamb though... not that its not nice.... but a bit hard to cook lar.... their curry was *drool*.................. and they even took the pain to vaccum pack the raw meats! oh and their stingray was good too.... so many amazing things happened today.. had my 2 bmt gay buddies.. kevin and ben, kevin's gal.. melissa... had crix and esther, jasmine and jonathan, zhi kai, danny, michelle, huiqing. here's the amazing bit....jo told me bout jon... so well met him and we were talkin... and found out he was actually my childhood playmate!!! we haven't seen each other in 15 years!!! imagin the last bday he celebrated with me was when i was 7! think tat's freaky.. check this out.. jo knew jon when they were in sec school, he was her senior in swimming, then jon knew chris and ben knew chris coz they all used to skate!!! freaky!!

so instead of a BBQ party of strangers.. it ended up becoming a reunion of old friends!! haha i'll try looking for old pix of jonathan for me to post up! he was this scrawny geeky guy..(he came fully equiped with round geeky specs).

and the best bit! my dad , mom and my uncle remembers him! haha how we could dance michael jackson's beat it together! hahaha lots of memories!

anyway here are some of the photos that were taken tonight!

mummy and me!

jonathan and me

pucker up!

my boo boo and me

my uncle yong and me!

blessed me...

the whole gang

yummy!

siah lar! advertisment siah!

good lookin couple

let us pray

and finally! the presents!
firstly.... a t shirt and polo shirt from danny, huiqing, michelle and zhikai

then the coolest of the coolest.. something i've been eyeing for a long time!!
Mcfarlane toys's avp collection!! well one of it... so now gives me more reason to buy the rest!
thanx crix! and my boo for remembering i was eyeing it.

and finally... the most unexpected was a bouquet of pink ( my fav. colour i muz add) lilies! they're beautiful.. hmmm first time i've ever been given flowers haha... so sweet my boo.. thank u!!!

and well.. another successful bbq... 3rd in a month! another successful bday! though we sorta forgot bout the music! haha
and now... to plan for another birthday to plan! haha but not the biggest coz the next year its gotta be huge! my dear's 21st birthday! 21st 21st 21st century! hee.....

masturbating....

2005-07-31T12:02:00.000+08:00

man... been a whil since i posted anything.. well... quite frankly coz i got nothing to say!!!but i'm back.. and for this entry.. i'm gonna be talkin about something contraversial..... MASTURBATION...yes the almighty taboo of taboo subjects......

Let's be honest... masturbating... is something that's becoming ever so common in our world today... i mean not many people admit to doing it.. but i'm sure people do do it... male or female....in fact... the other day i read this survey thingy.. and believe it or not... the country where females own the most sex toys... is china! yes china china.....the 1 place where everybody thought would be over conservative....( i know many people are surprised its not japan,.... guess they have other ways to entertain themselves there).

So with this entry.. i'll be tapping into the unknown world of masturbation.. for both men and women....

starting first.... the females.....

Masturbation for women is like getting to know the person who's been your best friend all your life but you've never met her. Women can't see their genitals, and that makes them mysterious. Use masturbation to dissolve the mystery and really know your parts! Few women ever realise their potential to enjoy their unique ability to enjoy powerful and multiple orgasms. Fortunately, the latest toys use Sexometric technology to control the stimulation. When the moment arrives, press the 'O' button and the Buzzulator Electric Romeo switches to Orgasm mode.

Know thy genitals
Renowned sex educator Betty Dodson advises that all women and men should spend time learning about their own anatomy. By sitting naked in front of a mirror and visually exploring your genital region, you will find answers to your questions about how you look and maybe how and why you do or don't work to your sexual capacity. Notice where your clitoris is; how the hood covers it; how your clitoral shaft protrudes; how low the opening to your vagina sits; whether your outer lips are fatty and cover you up or whether you bare all to the wind.
Many women who have trouble getting to their single or multiple orgasms are those with a delicate, perhaps barely noticeable, clitoral hood or covering. If so, some may have shut down their sexual reactions to being touched there, as a way to dampen the continual sensations they originally felt as girls or young women. Just as men must learn to ignore pressure from clothes rubbing against their crotch, girls also learn to turn on or off according to what's necessary. By learning to re-associate that part of the body with pleasure, women can reach their orgasmic potential.
Let's start on the outside. You've got your labia majora, the big soft outer lips of your vulva. These are remarkably stretchy and fun to play with. Try tugging them in various ways and see what affect this indirect stimulation has on your clitoris! Or try rolling your labia between your fingers, gently or hard, see what you like.
Deeper into your vulva are the two labia minora, the soft pink folds under the big lips. These might stick out from between your big labia, and it can be fun to play with the bit that sticks out. Gently tugging on these is more intense than tugging on the outside lips, so start lightly.

THE CLITORIS
The clitoris is kind of like a tiny penis. It is a small shaft buried under flesh, with the tip just peaking out from under a "hood" of skin. The tip is EXTREMELY sensitive to direct stimulation. Just like a penis, it's made of erectile tissue so it swells when you're aroused. Also every woman's clit is different, different size, different shape, different sensitivity, and different ways it likes to be touched.
Like the penis, it is a centre of sexual pleasure; unlike the penis, sexual pleasure is its ONLY function. Women have a urethra for urinating separate from their "primary" sexual organ, so the clitoris' sole reason for being is to give sexual pleasure.
Find your hot spotsThere are three possible areas for penetration and stimulation, not counting the mouth: the G-spot, vagina and anus. Probing and rubbing inside the first third of the vagina, using hand, penis or vibrator, can bring a G-spot orgasm that produces the heights of enjoyment. I always advise that you try toys that appeal to you and pick those that work for your particular style and wants. Some women need more direct or indirect clitoral stimulation while he's inside, while others need their partners to lick them to their zenith while having a finger or vibrating internal rod probing deeply. Some women's excitement grows with a finger or vibrator in their anus.
Your clitoris is tucked away under the labia, north of your vagina.
There are a couple of ways to find your clitoris. Whenever you touch your clitoris, it's a good idea to use lubrication of some kind. Remember oil-based lubes (massage oil, olive oil, et cetera) will cause condoms to degrade. Look for water based lubes like KY.
Lying on your back, put your hand, palm down, over your vulva so that the tip of your middle finger rests just at the crack where your labia start. Wiggle your finger side to side and you will feel a hard little shaft under the flesh. Follow the shaft down between your legs, slowly and gently, until you get to the end. There will be a fold of skin over the tip (the "clitoral hood"). That whole shaft is the clitoris.
Lying on your back, hold a mirror between your legs so that you can see your vulva. (It's easier to see your parts if you shave or wax.) With your free hand, part your labia. Slide a finger slowly and gently from your vagina upwards towards your belly. You'll know when you've hit your clitoris because you'll feel a small nub; it will be quite sensitive. That is the tip of your clitoris. Looking in the mirror, you'll see the fold of skin that covers and protects the tip. Pull it back to expose the tip. Voila!
Get familiar with what your clit looks and feels like when you're not aroused, then check it out when you are. You'll notice it's swollen and maybe darker; it's "erect," just like a penis. Here are some things you can do now:
Treat your clit like a tiny penis. Caress the entire shaft rather than just the head. Try pinching the shaft between your second and middle fingers and stroking it like you might a penis. Try different speeds and intensities, quick and light, hard and slow, slow and light (the ultimate tease) or hard and fast.
You don't have to touch your parts directly to stimulate them. Try putting a pillow between your legs and rubbing against that. The gentle, indirect stimulation may be just what your clit is looking for. Try other things, the mattress, your hand (or your lover's hand) trapped between your thighs, a stuff animal, a sex toy.
As Nina Hartley (porn star and sex educator extraordinaire) says, "The clit is not a doorbell." Poking or pressing directly on it may not be the answer, contrary to what you may have seen in porn film masturbation scenes. Don't feel pressured by what any other woman may do to feel good; this is your body and it's different and whatever feels good is what you should do.
There is a lot of myth and mystery surrounding the G Spot, so let's get this straight once and for all. The G (G for Grafenberg, the guy who "discovered" it) Spot is an area on the front inside wall of the vagina that is super-duper sensitive to touch. It is actually your urethral sponge pressing against the vaginal wall. The jury is still out on whether or not every woman has one, but it can't hurt to look.
Here's how: When you are sexually aroused, lie on your back and insert a finger into your vagina about two knuckles up. stroke your finger against the FRONT wall of the vagina (the side that your belly button is on). Your G Spot will feel like a soft, smooth swelling of the vaginal wall. Make a "come here" motion with your finger to press and stroke the area. It won't feel like clitoral stimulation, it will feel entirely different. It may feel a bit like you have to urinate, but relax into the sensation, let it spread through your body. It is a unique and amazing experience that can extend your sexual pleasure beyond the clitoris, beyond the genitals, and into your whole body.

KEGEL EXERCISES are a great way to build the intensity of your orgasms, and they are lots of fun when you have a partner too. They were designed for women who had just given birth, to strengthen their vaginal walls. It just so happened that it improved their sex lives too!
To do these exercises, start by stopping yourself when you are peeing. The same muscles that you tighten to stop urination also contract inside your vagina. So repeat that clenching over and over. How fast, how often, how long, where, when - it's all up to you. You can do them and no one will know. Try it now! See? It's fun! The more you do, the stronger your internal (pubococcygeal, or PC) muscles will be and the more they'll contract when you orgasm. You can put your fingers inside yourself and feel the contractions. You can buy little "kegelcize" bars to squeeze too - those can be fun. Go nuts with your PC muscles!
Betty Dodson has books and videos about female masturbation that are highly education and loads of fun. The most famous is "Self Loving," and I recommend it highly.
Only you will know what does the trick. The path to multiple orgasms in women includes all the preparatory phases to getting in the mood, following your natural sexual response patterns and then pushing through to the next level. Clear your mind, open your emotions, learn how to play the body like a musical instrument and trust yourself and your lover (if present!) to transcend the first pop and then keep going. Women often need to be given permission to have their first little O and then keep soaring before they break open the envelope. To find the multiple-orgasm level in you, let go, push past where you have left off before and enjoy the ride.
Here Goes!!
Buy a Vibrator and experience the extremes pleasure. There are good and bad but the best deliver the best Orgasms and the most pleasure on the way.

If you don't have a vibrator then here are some other tips:

Real Fizz: Drink a can of coke (not light) 20 minutes before you want to come. The sugar and caffeine give a real buzz to the experience.

Smooth Stroke: Take a wet, warm washcloth and put Vaseline on it. Lightly stroke it back and forth over your clitoris. Tease yourself for as long as you can and then press the washcloth hard against your pussy. The orgasm is warm and slippery.

Defy Gravity: Lie on the bed with your legs in the air and spread wide open. Prop your legs against the headboard. Rub your clit gently in a circular motion, getting more and more intense as you get more and more horny. When you start to get really aroused, use your legs to thrust my lower torso into the air, up and off of the mattress. The orgasm is so great because you feel like you're defying gravity.

Ride the Wave: When no one is home and and you can't get caught, stack 4 or 5 pillows on top of each other. Lay a towel over the top one, the terrycloth is an amazing stimulator. Make sure to use regular bed pillows, as it prolongs the orgasm, and builds you up slowly, allowing for a more powerful climax. Mount the pillows and just rub back and forth, not too much, or you'll numb yourself. You almost don't even slide, it's more of a rocking motion than anything else. As you get to the end, before you climax, stop, play with your nipples awhile and then start again. Do this a few times. It takes time, but it is all worth it in the end, trust me. When you finish your last "round", put a small, beanie-baby sized stuffed animal under the top pillow to have something a little more firm to ride. Use anything as hard as a shoe if you like. Or just use the pillows, it is up to you, you know what you like. The orgasm is intense and amazing

Worth The Effort: Take your index and middle finger and place them on your clit. Harden the muscles in your legs as much as you can and imagine your hips are being pushed back. Now take the two fingers on your clit and move them back and forth, while still pressing on your clit. Then once you get the hang of it tighten and relax your legs to give added effect, but not too much. This should send you into an orgasm. It's hard to keep this up after the orgasm, but you can place your fingers in a spot slightly above or below your clit to do this again many times. Reviewers that have achieved this say that it is the best.

Furrow: Using the Whisper, pretend your toy is a shovel and you are softly digging. With a forward, gliding motion, slide the toy down to your clit, across it and then upward, removing it from your body completely. Repeat over and over and over until you drive yourself crazy.
Thigh Grip: If when you get very aroused, the lips of your vagina get swollen and your clitoris gets puffy. When that happens, I you can get into a position so that you can trap the ridge of my clitoris between your lips. By squeezing your thighs together and then releasing them you can get a fantastic sensation round your vulva. If you keep this movement up, you can get more and more aroused and everything gets even more swollen and moist. This allows you come 'hands free' allowing you to fondle your breasts and pinch your nipples at the same time. You can do this by crossing your legs and pressing your thighs together, and what is more you can often do it in public! That is the ultimate turn-on!!!

High Heavens: Do the same as the above but trap the Whisper Vibrator between your thighs just out of reach of your clitoris. When you flex you your thighs your clitoris will touch the Whisper. Read an erotic book and you will find that you drift and you will subliminally control the waves of pleasure until you can no longer ignore the urgency of your orgasm.

Now that tat's out of the way....here's a more "advance" look into the world of female masturbation....

Firstly some interesting Questions for you to consider:

How long does an average female Orgasm last?

What is the range of duration of the female orgasm and why do some women's Orgasms last longer than others?

There is no doubt that some women are multi orgasmic and some are not. Can you change from one to the other?

What can you do to increase the intensity of your Orgasm?

If you would like to increase the pleasure you experience when you masturbate then read on. If you are unable to experience an Orgasm or if you experience any pain or discomfort then you should consider consulting a Physician.

Tip: Make your masturbation session special by having a warm bath and allowing plenty of time. Anticipate the treat all day. Don't masturbate because you are bored. Think of masturbation as your secret sex life and as training to make you a better lover.
Your orgasm doesn't last as long as you think. Time flies when you are enjoying yourself but not when you orgasm. When asked to guess the reading on a stopwatch which they used to time their own orgasm, almost three quarters of the woman guessed almost twice as long as the reading on the watch. The range was 9 to 26 seconds.

How do you change from a 9 to a 26 seconder?

Tip: Try to forget any pre-considered ideas about the duration of the time you spend in ecstasy. The important thing is that you enjoy yourself, but with practice you can prolong your pleasure. Spend a few seconds afterwards thinking about your orgasm and what could have been done to improve it. Try your idea next time.
Women who are able to experience multiple orgasms don't seem to be different physically. If you do not enjoy being touched immediately after you have come then you are probably not multi orgasmic since multi-orgasmic women can experience peak after peak of pleasure through continued stimulation. If you find being touched OK after the 1st orgasm then you should try to carry on and see what happens.

How do I increase the intensity of my Orgasms?
A valuable technique is to bring yourself to the point of orgasm without taking yourself over the edge. Stop masturbating and count to 100 (No cheating!). Then start to masturbate more slowly this time until you are about to come again. Stop again and this time count to 50. Start to masturbate even more slowly until you are about to come again. Then stop masturbating. This sounds very tedious but you should try it at least once! Start masturbating again very slowly until you are on the edge. Stop, count to 10 and then take 10 very deep breaths in rapid succession, wait a few seconds for the Oxygen to hit your brain and then masturbate as fast and as hard as you can. If you are able to get yourself to the final stage without penetration then you can save the penetration to the last stage and WOW you will be in the stratosphere!! (Make sure no one else is in the house).

Good muscle tone and general fitness helps you to have more powerful orgasms. The neat thing is that the masturbation actually does the toning for you. The longer you spend in the delicious state when you can feel your orgasm is about to start, and the more intense the orgasm, the more of a workout you will receive. This is a win-win situation!! Make sure that you prolong the final climax for as long as you can. Frequent Orgasm increases strength, flexibility and muscle tone - and works wonders on the tone of your pelvic floor. All of which equals stronger orgasms.

Meet Your Body:A sneeze is pleasurable but it is over in a flash. Lie back, close your eyes and mentally check each part of your body by really concentrating upon it. Tense and relax your muscles around your abdomen, anus, thighs and vagina. Concentrate on how it feels. Have a selection of toys around and ease one gently inside you. Then lie back and repeat the exercise. You might be surprised about the sensations. Some women said that they found this very arousing and that they could come by very gently masturbating whilst concentrating in this way.

See it's not all that bad is it?? and guys... after reading this.. now u know... a females... ermm well private area is a lot more complicating then u think it is.... so don't follow wat they do in porn....you'd prob cause more harm then good.

now......for the guys.....

For males, masturbation is the act of manually stimulating the penis to produce pleasure. (If you've ever walked in on someone and saw him rubbing himself down there, or if he suddenly covered himself up, or if he was in bed alone and acted like you interrupted him, he may have been masturbating.) For adults and older teens, masturbation usually ends with ejaculation (ee-JACK-you-LAY-shun), in which the liquid that contains sperm cells, semen (SEE-min), is ejected from the penis. Ejaculation is usually accompanied by orgasm (OR-gaz-im), a whole-body feeling that (for most people) is so powerful and pleasurable it cannot be compared to any other feeling the human body can experience.

If you've ever masturbated to ejaculation, you know the answer to this question! In addition to feeling so good, masturbating relieves sexual tension that builds up naturally over time. Just about every male in his teens or older gets "horny," in which his mind gets preoccupied by erotic (sexy) thoughts. This is a natural process: Your sex organs produce and accumulate semen, and your body responds by causing you to want to ejaculate the semen and make room for more semen. One way this happens is through a nocturnal emission or "wet-dream" — an ejaculation during sleep. Another way is through masturbation. (Guys who masturbate regularly often don't experience nocturnal emissions.)

Important to know! Despite what you may have heard (either through rumors from friends or from older people), masturbation is completely safe. It does not affect the size of your penis. It doesn't cause your penis to curve when it's erect — actually, few penises grow to be perfectly straight. It doesn't affect your ability to have children later on. It doesn't stunt your growth. It doesn't cause testicular cancer. Masturbation is a great way to practice for intercourse when you're ready for it and have met the right person.

HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO MASTURBATE?

If you can read this, you're old enough to masturbate! You may, though, be too young to ejaculate. Most boys begin to ejaculate semen when they're between the ages of 12 and 15, although some begin ejaculating at a later or earlier age. You can still masturbate and even have orgasms before you're old enough to ejaculate. However, for most males, the best-feeling orgasms are those that are accompanied by the ejaculation of a good amount of semen. In fact, some guys like to "save it up" by not masturbating for a while, so they can have an extra-good orgasm with a bigger-than-average ejaculation.

IS THERE ANYTHING PHYSICALLY WRONG WITH MASTURBATION?

Nothing at all. Years ago it was commonly believed that masturbation caused blindness, insanity, hairy palms (!), or other disorders — even though back then, like now, masturbation was extremely common. All of these terrible beliefs have been disproved through modern science, even though the rumors and old wives' tales persist. (If those stories were true, there would be an awful lot of blind, insane, hairy-palmed people running around!) Masturbation is not "sick," it is not only for gay people, it is not harmful in any way, and — of course — it's a whole lot of fun.

ARE YOU A "LOSER" IF YOU MASTURBATE?

Absolutely, positively not! You've probably heard somebody call someone else a "jerk-off" as an insult, or heard someone imply that he doesn't need to masturbate because he gets "real" sex. That's all a bunch of B.S.! Trust us — in almost every case like this, the person who's throwing around such insults actually does masturbate, feels guilty about it, and then uses his insults to make others feel guilty about masturbating. It's a horrible, vicious circle that keeps everyone feeling guilty about this wonderful thing our bodies can do. The cycle can stop only when you realize that almost everyone masturbates — even grown, married men who get all the "real" sex they want. When you can say that you masturbate and you're proud of it (even if you say it only to yourself), you realize the real losers are the people who lie to themselves and to others in order to make everyone unhappy. JackinWorld hopes someday this behavior goes away altogether and never comes back!

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH?

For the first few months or years after they discover masturbation, almost all guys masturbate more often than they ever will in their lives. It's not uncommon for a 13- or 14-year-old to masturbate 3, 4, or even 5 or 6 times per day. (We've even heard from people who have orgasmed 22 or more times during a 24-hour period!) It's not surprising, then, that some guys worry they may be doing it too much. It is possible that time spent masturbating could be put to more productive use — but if you would have spent it just watching TV or something, don't worry about it. Just enjoy it and know that in a couple of years, you'll probably throttle back on your masturbatory habits somewhat.

HOW MUCH MASTURBATION IS "NORMAL"?

There is no "normal" frequency of masturbation. You cannot "run out" of sperm (any more than you can "run out" of spit), so you can masturbate as often as you like. The worst thing that can happen is your penis might get a little sore. (Rub any part of your body that much and the same thing will happen!) In any group of healthy high-school- or college-age guys, some masturbate several times a day, some once a day, and some only once or twice a week or less. There are also a few who never masturbate — either because they don't have the urge, or because for whatever reason they have found a way (and a reason) to resist the urge. But for a young guy to be able to resist masturbating requires very strong will power — and frankly, we just don't see the point.

IS MY PENIS BIG ENOUGH?

This is a very common worry among teenagers. But rest assured you can have a great time masturbating (and having two-person sex) with just about any penis size. Now, you might worry about how you "measure up" to other guys. You may get insecure in the locker room, especially if you see a lot of older boys with larger genitals. Or maybe you've happened across an erotic video showing a guy who got the job because of his exaggerated anatomy. But it's important to know that while the sizes of non-erect penises vary greatly, for the vast majority of the population, the sizes of erect penises don't vary quite as much. A larger penis that flops around and a smaller, stubby penis may be virtually the same size when they're erect — so don't stress out about it so much.What's average? Well, most grown men have erect penises that measure about 5 or 6 inches from the base to the tip. If you're in your early teens, you almost certainly have some growing left to do, and some people have reported that their penis continued to grow until they were 17 or 18 — but for most guys, it pretty much reaches adult size by about age 16. We'll talk about some techniques and how they relate to penis size in a moment

HOW DOES A GUY MASTURBATE?

Many males discover masturbation by accident, when one day they're rubbing their penis and it feels so good they don't stop until they have an orgasm. But there are finer points to masturbation, and there are many ways to make it more enjoyable.There will be times when you feel a strong need to masturbate when it isn't convenient. In this case you may want to ejaculate as quickly as possible, perhaps in the bathroom. That's fine — but you should know masturbation, like two-person sex, is much more pleasurable when you can relax and take your time. If you have your own bedroom and can close the door, you can have a great masturbation session every night and perhaps every morning, too. If you share your room, you can masturbate privately in the bathroom or shower. Or, you can wait for your brother to fall asleep and masturbate quietly under your covers. But if he hears you, be prepared to answer some questions!Some guys masturbate by lying on their stomach and rubbing their penis against their bed. A more common technique involves lying on your back and rubbing your penis with a hand (or hands). In this position, when you ejaculate, the semen will end up onto your chest or stomach, so it will be easy to clean up. (You'll probably want to pull up or take off your pajama top or T-shirt, so as not to wet it with semen, and you'll want to have a roll of toilet paper or a box of Kleenex handy.)

Just about every successful masturbation session begins with getting an erection (ee-RECK-shun), commonly called a "hard-on," "boner," or "woody." An erection occurs when your penis fills with blood to the point that it becomes quite a bit larger and firm to the touch, usually sticking straight out from your body or angled upward as you stand. (If you're lying on your back, your erect penis might rest against your abdomen.) Getting an erection is usually as easy as thinking sexy thoughts and rubbing your penis. If you're going through puberty, or if you haven't ejaculated in a while, you may not have to do anything to get an erection — they can happen spontaneously, or without provocation. This is normal and just one of those puberty things everyone has to deal with.Once your penis has reached its full length and hardness, take a hold of it and rub it lengthwise at a consistent rate. This will mimic what it feels like to move your penis in and out of a woman's vagina, which is what happens during sexual intercourse.Here are four basic "grips" you can try. They're really just starting points; it's important for you to try little variations on them, as this will allow you to choose techniques that feel best to you.

THE BACKHAND This one — kind of a backwards version of the "fist" — is a little funny, but it feels very good. This time, grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed). To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. It's a little awkward at first, but it's an excellent grip to use when you just want to try something other than the "Fist" for a few minutes

THE THREE-FINGER This one is good if you have a smaller penis. Simply hold the penis as you would a pen or a pencil. This grip allows maximum control and maximum distance of motion (from the base of the penis all the way to the head), but the hand-to-penis contact is less than with the other grips.

THE FIVE-FINGER In this technique, your hand and arm form an angle with your penis, with four fingers on top of the shaft at a diagonal and your thumb below. This allows you to get more control over the hand-to-penis contact, and it lets you move your hand along the entire length of the shaft, even if your penis isn't very large.

THE FIST In this common technique, you simply wrap your fingers around the shaft of your penis like a baseball bat and rub it up and down. It provides lots of contact between your hand and penis — and more contact means more pleasure. This technique is especially good if you have a big penis; if it isn't much longer than your fist is wide, you won't be able to stroke it very far, so another grip might be more effective

LUBRICATION

Many guys like to masturbate with some kind of lubrication between their hand and penis, while others don't bother. If you were never circumcised, and therefore you have some extra skin on your penis to move up and down along the shaft, you can simply grab on firmly and pump away, rolling the sleeve of skin that covers your penis back and forth over the shaft. This will cause your "foreskin" (that's the skin that surrounds the penis head) to move back and forth across your penis head, producing a great feeling. However, even some uncircumcised guys prefer the feeling of a little lubrication between the penis head and the foreskin.If you're circumcised, you can either "go dry" or "go wet." In the dry technique, you either grip firmly onto your penis and make the most of the mobility of the top layer of skin (most effective if the skin is somewhat loose), or you grip lightly and slide your fingers across the surface of your penis. The downside to this second option is your penis is more likely to get sore, and you can't enjoy the incredible feeling of a firm grip moving up and down the shaft. It also doesn't work very well in warm weather, when your perspiration increases friction. For this reason, many guys prefer to masturbate "wet" — they use lubrication.One common form of lubrication is spit — it's cheap and always in supply. (Except, perhaps, when you start getting really excited and your mouth dries out!) But you may have to use quite a lot of it if you want really good lubrication, and some people just don't produce that much saliva. Another method is to masturbate in the shower or bathtub with soap or shampoo. While this can feel great at first, it has definite disadvantages. Depending on how harsh it is, shampoo or soap can irritate the skin when applied so vigorously and for so long to the skin — and this can dry out the skin severely, causing it to crack and peel for a few days. Also, soap can sting if it gets into the hole (the urethral opening) at the end of your penis. For these reasons JackinWorld does not recommend using soap or shampoo as a lube. Some kinds of hair conditioner, on the other hand, don't have these problems and feel just as good. Use carefully.Alternatively, petroleum jelly (Vaseline) works, but it's greasy and tough to clean up. Plus, since it's so thick, Vaseline may not allow your hand to move as fast as you want. Baby oil works, but it too is messy to clean up and leaves stains. Hand lotion, like Vaseline Intensive Care, is popular and works well. It cleans up fairly easily, is plenty slippery, lasts long, and lets you go as fast as you want.There's a whole industry of water-based "personal lubricants," some of which can be found in drugstores or supermarkets, usually near condoms or feminine-protection products. (The leading brand is Johnson & Johnson's K-Y Jelly.) These lubricants traditionally come in a form that looks like a tube of toothpaste — although liquid versions sold in small bottles are also becoming popular. Personal lubricants have just the right consistency for great masturbation at any grip or speed, and they clean up easily with a towel.

There is one problem with water-based lubricants: They dry out. If you masturbate for 20 minutes, you'll probably have to re-apply the lube several times, and over time the stuff starts to thicken up. If that happens, put a little spit on your penis, or dribble a few drops of water. That will wake the lube right up, and you'll be at it full-force again! If you really want to be efficient, make a mixture of water and lube and keep it by your bed. Whenever your hand starts to dry out, add some of the mixture. You can masturbate worry-free all night long with this technique! The trick, though, is to balance your concoction with just the right combination of water and lube. Too much water and the lube will start to wash away; two little and the lube ingredients will accumulate and get too thick.Some of the more modern brands of personal lubricants are formulated to dry out slower. For masturbation, this has obvious benefits.

WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING WITH THE OTHER HAND?

If you're right-handed, the classic thing to do with your left hand while masturbating is to hold or rub your scrotum (SCROH-tum), the bag of skin under your penis containing the testicles (TES-ti-culls, commonly called "balls" or "nuts"). It's also fun to let your hand go roving over your body, as you find new places to stimulate or tickle while giving yourself pleasure.

HOW FAST SHOULD I GO? HOW TIGHTLY SHOULD I GRIP?

As fast and as tight as you want! Everyone is different — some like to go slowly, and some like to go very fast; some like it loose, and some like it tight. You might decide you like to start out slow and loose and then speed up and squeeze tight, or you might do just the opposite.You may not have a very interesting masturbation session if you just stare at your hand going up and down your penis. Experienced masturbators know it's fun to lie back, close your eyes, and think of sexy things. Your fantasies can have no limits — anything goes. Even something you would never do or want to do in real life can be something to fantasize about while masturbating. As long as you clearly understand the differences between fantasy and real life, enjoy these fantasies and don't feel guilty about them. Let your imagination run wild!For religious reasons, some people are uncomfortable with heavy fantasy, and therefore have problems reconciling their religion and their need to masturbate. However, you can learn to fully enjoy masturbating without fantasizing about individual people — just concentrate 100% on the feelings you're experiencing and nothing else. It takes a little doing, but it's possible to learn this skill.

BUT I CAN'T EJACULATE!

If you already know how to masturbate, you might think nobody needs to be told how to do it — but we're amazed how many guys have trouble. They read JackinHow-To, they proceed to masturbate for 15 or 20 minutes, and then they get bored and give up. If this is you, you're doing it wrong! Turn off the TV or the Playstation — sometimes, masturbation demands your full attention if you want to go "all the way" with it. (And as anyone who's ejaculated will tell you, it's the only way to go.)Masturbation with the intent to orgasm is about building up the stimulation over time until your body can't take it anymore. If you're having trouble, be sure to use some kind of lubrication, and grip fairly hard. A lot of it is mental, too — concentrate on the feelings you're producing. Close your eyes and think of the sexiest person or situation you can imagine. It helps if this "fantasy" of yours corresponds to the physical feelings you're experiencing — for example, you can imagine that your super-sexy person is masturbating you. Also, try moving your hips around; contract your pelvic muscles rhythmically as if you were actually thrusting. Or, hold your hand still while you move your penis in and out with your hips. This helps your body "get into it."Remember: If you're still in your early teens, you may be too young to ejaculate. If that's the case, you may still have an orgasm — but it probably won't be as intense or well defined as it will be when you're older. If you've done everything mentioned here and you still can't have an orgasm, that too may be because you're too young and your reproductive system just hasn't developed enough to give you an orgasm. If for example you don't yet have any hair growing in your armpits, that means you still have lots of growing to do. In that case, all you can do is be patient and wait for your body to develop more.

THE BUILDUP

As you masturbate, the feelings of pleasure will start to intensify. Go with it — but if you want to get the most from your session, don't let things happen too fast. In order to prolong the pleasure, you might want to stop for a minute now and then to give your penis (and your arm) a rest. Besides being fun, this is actually a good exercise for later: You will be a better sex partner if you can delay your ejaculation to maximize your partner's pleasure, and time it so you reach orgasm at the right moment. This also gives you a better idea of what your body feels like when you're close to orgasm — an invaluable skill for two-person sex.Your feelings will build more rapidly if you bear down by rhythmically contracting the muscles inside your pelvis — the same ones that control your bladder. Eventually, as those muscles get stronger (and they'll be getting plenty of exercise!), you'll develop much better control over them — but for now, you can use them as a kind of "gas pedal" to make those feelings stronger and stronger.

THE EJACULATION

If you're doing it right, the act of rubbing your penis naturally makes you more and more excited, like a runaway train speeding down a hill. As you think a particularly sexy thought, you will begin to get a hot feeling inside your pelvis, which will increase in intensity. It may feel like you're about to urinate — but don't worry, that's just the feeling of semen beginning to enter your urethra (the tube that runs through your penis). If you're still in your early teens there is a slight chance you'll end up urinating a little, if your body hasn't developed the ability to open and shut all the right valves at this critical moment — but this isn't very common, and you'll never know what orgasm feels like if you don't just surrender and go for it. Do not stop! Keep squeezing and stroking, and just savor the feelings. Once the ejaculation begins, stopping at the wrong point can actually be somewhat uncomfortable. If the pleasure starts to get a little too intense, slow down or weaken your grip rather than stop completely. (Later on, you'll get used to this intense pleasure and will probably want to maximize it by going faster and tighter.) Just remember that as long as you continue to rub well past ejaculation, you'll be fine — in fact, you'll be great!When you reach the point just before ejaculation, it might feel a little like you're going over the top of the hill at the beginning of a roller coaster. The muscles in your body will start to stiffen up, you'll probably make some funny faces, and then a series of muscle-contraction waves will take over inside your pelvis. At the same time, it might feel like a lightning bolt is going through your brain, as every nerve in your body tingles, alive with energy. You may even cry out or moan involuntarily (something to consider if there are other people in the house). A teaspoon or two of semen — a fluid that looks a little like salad dressing and often smells a little like bleach or cleanser — may come out of your penis. It might just dribble out, but if you're a little older (like 14 or 15 or more), it may shoot out with some force, perhaps flying a foot or two through the air. A series of these squirts will occur quickly, but you won't care — you'll be feeling better than you've ever felt before! After about 10 seconds (it often seems like much longer), the semen will stop coming out, and you'll return to earth. Your penis will probably get very sensitive, so you won't want to rub anymore, and you might suddenly become very un-horny. You'll lie there breathing heavily for a minute or two, your heart pounding.Congratulations — you just masturbated for the first time!

AFTERWARD

As you're lying there with wet semen on your stomach, the next step is to wipe it up. Just grab a Kleenex or a piece of toilet paper. (Depending on how much you ejaculated, you might need between several feet of toilet paper.) It's a lot easier to flush a Kleenex rather than to use a towel or T-shirt, which will need to get washed and may be noticed by someone in the mean time (which can be embarrassing, obviously). If you're so inclined, you can also eat your semen. This might sound disgusting, but if you want to do it, go ahead; it's actually perfectly safe (although you may or may not like the taste). Note: Don't eat anyone else's semen. Sexually transmitted diseases, including AIDS, can be carried in semen — so it's wise to stay away from other people's.After a male ejaculates, he usually loses his erection and goes through a period of time when he isn't interested in getting aroused again. In fact, he may be unable to get an erection during this time. However, depending on a number of factors, you might be able to start up again after a few minutes, or even immediately. If you want to and it's convenient, go right ahead! Never let guilty thoughts get in the way of giving yourself pleasure; there's absolutely no reason to have them.

sources : jakinworld.com

back in camp....

2005-07-23T23:34:00.000+08:00

another day back in camp... damn.. seem to be coming down with the flu.... i was happily comin to camp.. and when i reached here... started feeling really really sick.... already taken like 6 panadols today.. hoping to blast the flu right out of my system....
anyway been an ok week this week.. realised b4 yesterday.. i haven't been blogging for a while.. so here's a little update on things that happened this week...

on wednesday.. went to zouk as usual... think they had some bash coz i realised that the crowd suddenly seemed really really young.... saw a friend of a friend.. and i realised how muich JC or poly life changes a person....
this girl was pretty innocent when i first new her.... i mean she attracted her fair share if guys coz well.. she's top heavy.... but she always passed off as being pretty chaste. but well.. saw her at like zouk on wednesday and this girl was either really really drunk and depressed or she's juz became this ultimate slut....
she was flockin to like one guy after another.. (and the saddest part is.. these guys aren't even all that great looking)... i counted like 4 that night? the scary biut was.. while dancing with the 4th guy... she was happily makin out with this guy... teasing him my going low.. and even grabbed his hand to put it under her skirt....( what the hell??!!) and when she went up to the ladies platform.. she was flocking her skirt up.. revealing what was underneath...(like a friend said... heck might as well don't wear the skirt!) well.. it's people's lives... and how they wanna live it, nothing to do with me anyway...anyway then this really wierd thing happened...these 3 girls... firends of another friend.. and i've never seen them in my entire life! and i swear they were pissed drunk.... they started screaming at the top of their lungs.... and i got slapped for no apparent reason.. and so i asked my gal "what the fuck was that for?" and the only thing she could reply was.. "u not happy u can slap me back" wat's with that. i mean... i have tons of friends who get drunk and if these friends of mine were to hit me i'd understand... but a complete stranger??? sure she knows my gf and all.. but still.. i don't really appreciate getting slapped in public... for no apparent reason.... heck if it was a guy... i wouldn't care how drunk he was... i'd make sure he wouldn't be leaving zouk wih his own 2 feet. anyway wat's past is past and all's forgotten.

well another week came.. and it's almost oveer.. can u believe it's nearly august!! man that was fast!

another 51 more work days!!!!

2207!

2005-07-22T22:28:00.000+08:00

yey!!! after an entire year....it's finally my first year anniversary with my gal....amazing how time flies!!! but i did a few stupid things today... well to start with.. i couldn't complete her present coz my printer ran out of ink!! stupid thing!!! but well at least the dinner i made was pretty ok.....
but the ultimate was wat i did today!! see... there all these little insects , those fying things that u find in toilets....? yeah they sorta made a nest under my bath tub.. and i've been spraying shieldtox in pretty often and the breeding stopped awhile... until now!! they sorta came back and i was spraying shieldtox as usual.. then i got this dumbass idea to try torching them... so i happily lit up my lighter and BOOM!!!! my entire tub got blown in the air. I originally hoped that my annivesary plans would have blown my girl away.. but i didn't think that it would have been this way...thank god it wasn't any bigger... phew....Took me an hour to attempt to put the tub properly.. kinda hard when u consider the tub was completely blown off its brackets! but well i did my best and it looks relatively normal now....well... was gonna renovate my toilet soon.. get rid of the tub so i sorta helped them a little bit haha... well juz have to hold on another month and my whole toilet will change.. phew.. well time to stop bloggin now...

till next time!

long.. boring.. rainy day!

2005-07-19T23:18:00.000+08:00

my god wat horrible weather we had today....
it rained nearly the entire day!
haha maybe it's my boss.. when he wasn't around it was beautiful sunshine.... once he came back... it didn't stop raining... (speaks a lot doesn't it)

so much work to be done so little time!!! urgh.. god can't stand it! well on a happier note.. another 53 more work days till I ORD!!!!! FFFFIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAALLLLLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
after 2 years of serving NS , my term is finally coming to an end!!!!

well on a serious note....there so much talk that's been going on in Singapore recently....
there's that huge hype coz the Huang Na's case is comin to its end soon... hopefully..... then there's of coz the entire NKF issue....

Lot's of things have been said.... some things good some things bad....
Mdm Goh definately said the wrong thing by saying that $600,000 a year was peanuts... well... she's already said it and apologised for it....
but seriously.... i mean yeah a lot of people felt that by get $25,000 a month was completely insane.. that my working in a charity organisation.. he shouldn't be recieving so much! but well here's what i think...
judging by other companies.... $25,000 a month as a CEO isn't that big an issue.....for that matter some CEOs might even get 13 mth bonuses for all we know. I mean.. i understand from the people's point of view.. why their so pissed... thinkin they've gotten cheated....especially with the comment that the NKF funds was only enough to 3-4 years when the truth is that it could last up to 30. but look at it this way... i mean if he really wanted to swindle NKF's money.... wouldn't he be giving himself much more?? and it's not like you don't see the money put into good use.....NKF went from a nearly bankrupt organisation.. to one that earns millions a year. and if that doesn't show for anything then wat does?
He's upgraded the fascilities in the dialysis centres... he's built more dialysis centres for the patients convenience....even for those who go for blood donation.. they make sure that these people are comfortable... having little drinks for them. I mean what's wrong with that...? u're askin for the people's help.... obviously you want the people to get comfortable if they're gonna have a huge needle stuck in them and having blood drawn from them right?
and then there's his personal toilet issue. i mean like the word says... personal! so what if he has a $900 tap or a $1000 toilet bowl?? He's earned his money through his hard work and dedication, and since he's got the money.. let the man spend it the way he wants!

i mean... look at it this way.... no one makes noise if a CEO of some billion dollar company has a $5000 toilet bowl or owns a $5 million dollar house...so why should he be scrutinised for buying things that makes him feel more comfortable.....to spoil himself once in a while. Heck if i earned a that kinda money i'd be spoiling myself too! armani, hugo boss, ferrari! u name it i'll have it!

hai.. i guess different people will always have different opinions.... and mine will be continuingly supporting the NKF.

the invisibility of me.....

2005-07-16T20:57:00.000+08:00

another laaaaaazyyyy day... juz finished watching amityville horror and had a rather filling dinner with a rather perculiar tasting hokkien mee... (hee sorry mom).
and at dinner... i realised that i have this special thing with females who i'm very close to... females who play very important role in my life... first up.. there's my gal.... my precious little angel... the other my mom......the woman that gave birth to me and brought me up....

to these 2 wonderful women.....i can... suddenly turn invisible....
isn't it amazing!!!! one minute i'm talkin to them...the next minute.. i suddenly disappear...!!
cool isn't it!! there's been like countless of times when i start a sentance and they either change the topic? or start talking to someone else! it's like i never started the sentance!
hmmmm maybe i should give my self a super hero nick name.... jason aka invisible man! hmmm or maybe jason aka disappearing boy! heck with my abilities.. i should go back to the past and show houdini a trick or 2! bet he'll be impressed!

honestly... how many guys have been through this?? i think it's quite a few.... (hmmm and they say that a guys concentration span is short!) either that... or we're juz very boring.... hai...

hai.....

2005-07-15T19:06:00.000+08:00

well... let's see back from camp and been reading all the other entries that well... have more or lesws been caused by my comments... and thought the temptation to take out the previous entry i shan't....
but there are certain things i wanna underline...... firstly.... my comments about friends being more important then a bf or a gf.... simply put... i'm not saying that friends aren't important... i agree friends are very important because they are there when u need them to be.. and they are the one that truely extends a helping hand when you're in trouble. All i'm saying is that at times... a girl gets to spend time with her friends as and when they want but for a guy's case they have to do it to her convenience coz she might have already assumed that on that particular day, they might be meeting or going out.

2ndly.. the point about the buying drinks at a club.
i admit the fact that there are guys out there who uby drinks coz they see a girl as a potential target. ( use your charm, buy her a drink, buy her more drinks, get her drunk , take her home, do her... simple enough) hack... for that matter 70% or more of these guys are like that. So here's the thing...... if a gf can be angry that her guy is buying another girl drinks, thinkin that he's tryin to get her into bed, then why on earth can't a guy get angry when another guy buys his gf a drink coz he knows that the guy buyin the drinks have the same intention??

maybe just maybe guys should go back to the old days....where the guy works, do the socialising while the females stay home and be a good girl.... but then.. that would be unfair to the girls wouldn't it......?

females females.....

2005-07-14T10:35:00.000+08:00

Guys guys guys.... we all always have a common problem... whether we are attached or single. Truly understanding what a female wants... for this post i wanna talk about female's in a relationship. you know all the discussion about man and feale being treated as equals... well.. male's may still dominate in a physical sense.. but man.. are females beginning to dominate relationships.

I know after so long.. and being in a few relationships myself... i find that females are getting more complicated as the years go buy. and honestly.. do we really have much say when it comes to relationships and will we ever be able live the life we had as single? honest truth.... no. Things begin to change as we start adapting ourselves but never ever quite being able to prepare for certain situations in a relationship.

And it's strange how females thinkin a relationship too. lets state a few examples....

1. Friends are more importand then bfs/ gfs. ermm yeah.. her friends are more important.. when she wants time with her friends she has to have it. When we want time with ours.. we have to do it to her comvenience.

2. She says that honestly is the most important in a relationship. She wants to know who calls you, who msgs you, who you're out with. When we ask whoever calls or msgs she says a friend ( duh would you be happily chatting with an enemy??) or it's none of our business.

3. It's fine if a guy friend calls her or asks her out coz well... she says their just friends but it's not ok for us to be out or even talk to other girls.

4. It's normal for girls to sit around and talk about cute guys or comment on acute guy that they see on the street. We on the other hand would get a stare with the mere mention of dreamin bout seeing fiona xie in a biikin.

5. When a guy has a crush on your girl and you don't like it, we have to adapt to it and get used to it coz there will always be guys tryin to win her over. If you ask her to stop talkin to him, she'll say don't be silly coz he's just jokin and he's not a threat. On the other hand, if a girl like a guy and his gf doesn't like it. He'll have to stop contacting her all together.

6. When it comes to activities (e.g movies, where to eat , stuff like that.) It's always up to a guy to suggest and the girl to make the final desicion, even though she says she's fine with anything.

7. We have to accept that females have PMS, they they have mood swings, and we should be understanding if they took it out on us. If we have a mood swing, Either prepare to take it out somehow, or not even meet her .

8. At a club, if a guy was to buy your gf a drink and you make noise about it, you're at fault cos she sees at as just expanding her social cirlcle and the guy means no harm. but then if us guys bought a drink for another girl, we're at fault coz we're seen as hitting on her.

9. Lastly, (this scenerio is taken from an experience my friend had with his gal)
When her friend's call her to talk while their out ( be it male or female) we have to sit and wait for her to finish. If one of our guy friends msg us while we're out, she takes it as them disturbing the private moment, or that you've made plans with them.

So... i guess that us guys are the ones that will forever be tryin to adapt more coz at the end of the day, like it or not, we can't live without them.

busy day again today...

2005-07-10T23:43:00.000+08:00

today was a relatively busy day... k lar not really.. ran around...returned my 5 days overdued dvd...ended buying food for an improptu steam bought.. not bad but we completely forgot bout the meat! haha so it was prawns and all the other little barangs...not band... plus i used know's tom yam stock.. man that shit is good....

followed up the day by going to collect my gal's specs.... finally she's getting used to it...(see told u it wasn't that bad!)...she looks sooo teacher like.. haha
went over to my aunt's place for dinner.. had this really really good fish head curry... one of the best i've ever eaten (but 2nd to the one my gal cooked). Found out that my littlest cousin likes her more then me... haha..well he's soooo nuaghty anyway.. it's ok she can have him.. haha.
Overall... been a pretty good day except for the lousy weather.....hai... start of my atkins diet tmr! and all the exercising.. hope it all works.....

anyway... throwing in some pics.. nothing much........

this was our steamboat today... sorry bout the colour though....

yong tou fu pieces.. yummy!! but can't stand the bitter gourd!

yummy yummy prawns!

hong kong noodles!! ermmmm well... it's no secret that i can't cook chinese food.. so i have no idea how i cooked the noodles till it was starchy haha... oooops

this plates my fav.!! tofu! beef balls!! crab sticks!! thai fish cake!!

and here's the healthiest plate of all... mushrooms and vege....

and here's a pic of my gal in glasses.. ok wat right??

another long day........

2005-07-10T02:07:00.000+08:00

it's been another long and tiring day... haven't updated my blog in a while.. been too tired.. but yeah i'm back bloggin again.. man.. it's been such an eventful week.... starting on tuesday....
let's see now.. on tuesday.. i travelled all the way down to pasir ris to celebrate a friend's 21 st birthday.... i remember i got pretty pissed that day considering the fact that i travelled for like an entire hour..... and i still got there an hour early....... i remember i was teasin them... saying that i could have left at the same time.. taken a flight from KL back to singapore, take a cab to pasir ris and would still would have arrived earlier....
anywayz... went down to fisherman's village after that.... nice view.... nice ambience but with r&b??? a bit of the "salar" music can....then the night got pretty ermm.... intense for a while coz there was kind of a disagreement between the birthday girland her bf...but then the night ended oookkkkk...... coz he had attempted to surpprise her but sorta flopped really badly.. haha

then came wednesday... another day of camp.. another night of mambo at zouk....THANK GOD IT WAS A PRETTY OK NIGHT!!!! as in music wise......but well... like the entire week... more action.... started with this guy who grabbed my friend's ass....well... wrong gal's ass to grab... especially when she's under the protection of Jo's security and body guards....(for those of u who don't know....jo is short for joanne.... and joanne is my gal!). She has like the highest body count in zouk.... She happily went down to go settle things with that guy.. which ended up with her dragging the guy to the bouncers... bouncers dragging him out... and him getting handcuffed away....and apparently.. he's an NSF (hmmm the sweet sound the the gates in kranji chalet opening).I swear that the guy's an idiot... firstly.. grabbing the ass of a girl who's on the platform is a dumb thing to do coz u can't make it look like an accident....2ndly... he did it while there were bright lights.. making him completely visible...3rdly... after grabbing he didn't even decide to like leave zouk or walk away or something....but chose to stand and the wall near us.. 4thly.. he was wearing yellow.. and unfortunately... he was the only poor soul wearing yellow that was in that sector that night......(someone give this guy the dummies guide to molesting or something) but well.... the night was livened up a bit when our platform's resident william hung walked around trying to find a place to shake his bon bon(or lack of it). This guy has the works man... the geeky hair do..check, the nerdy face.... check, the bunny or wierd lookin teeth... check..., and the abilty to shake his ass completely unco-ordinated and like on setroids.... double check! He even has a cool pair of geeky glasses to complete the look! Oh and Xia Xue was there too! u know our country's most renowned blogger... and haha.. man is she short.... guess now that she's got a membership... gonna be seeing her a lot more.... (xia xue... if u're readin this.. pls don't get offended..... i got nothing against short people....juz that judgin by your pix.. u do seem a bit taller ). well all in all a pretty good night.....

thursday was pretty slack...boss not in camp... no one to pressure me while i'm doin my work.... pretty good.. wish it last forever....

friday was on duty again.... and sat.. happily back home...
follwed my gal to get her eyes check and now.... her glasses done....! she's pretty upset about... constantly exclaiming NO!!!! but.... honestly.. she doesn't look all the bad in them....(sorry baby.. for all the teasin... but u do look really cute) *note to self....attempt to get jo's pic with glasses on posted*. After that came back home.. attempted to polish the car... but it got soooo dark! oh and saw this white porsche GT3....*drool* man(the driver was an idiot though.. hot car...hot gf...but..either the car was new to him... or it wasn't his coz the blur block didn't know how to lock his car!! (ello?? not the coolest exit you could make after making a cool entrance).... i love porsche's... especially since i went to goldcoast and went to it's Porsche driving experience centre.. where these instructors teach u all the nifty things like racing a road coarse....drifting the car.. pretty cool.... here are 3 of my fav porsches...

the porsche 911 turbo

my fav.... the porsche C4S
and lastly... the mother of all SUVs....

the Cayanne S

Oh anyway... heard that my gal's best friend... jasmine. is back with her bf again. sorry guys.. but the door's closed for now......

anyway gotta go rest.. gotta finish polishing the car tmr!!!! can head down to collect my gal's specs......
good night....
j.low out! (damn.. need some creativity.. now i'm beginnig to steal ryan seacrest's line)

good lookers...

2005-07-06T18:02:00.000+08:00

anyway... based on the previous entry bout guys who dress well... or have the bad boy image... here are a few who top my list....
here are guys who look good, dress well.... but aren't gay!!

well he's no that a fantastic dresser but there's juz this x factor bout him....

he's juz classy

he's been a favourite since top gun!

i featured his current squeeze and quite frankly.. they look reaally good together...

and this guy... haha be it bald, long haired, droopy fringe.. in a suit, a sarong or juz jeans.... wat can i say.. he juz looks good... i mean.. how many people do u know who can endorse a hair product , when their bald!

and this guy... haha he may be the oldest of the batch.. but definately one of the most charming

and for all the little teeny boppers who are wondering why i didn't feature a young cute guy... well... i decided to juz throw in a person for the sake of it....
here's chad!

the complicated world of a guy.....

2005-07-06T17:10:00.000+08:00

Women always say that guys are simple minded.... are always so predictable.... but are we really as simple as most female think??
haha sorry gals.... although you'd all like to think that we are simple minded creature with a brain capacity and ability of a slightly higher caliber compared to our hairy long armed counterparts.... we're not.... i admit the fact that there are guys who do think with the other head ( the one in between their legs)... we do live very very difficult and complicated life....

Let's see now... from reports... they always say that females are always attracted to a guy who's tough.... manly... bad boy persona...... so fine some.... guys will follow this path but... do females actually see themselves marrying a guy like that...?
How bout those who like their guys to be sensative...? a S.N.A.G??
When a guy doesn't cry....the girl will think that either the guy is not as sensitive... or he's putting up a false front.... cry a little and the girl is touched... cry too much and she thinks the guy's a whimp.... i mean ladies.. no matter how much u deny... do u wanna be with a guy who cries at every little touching moment???

how bout dressing up?
a guy who goes out in berms... slippers and a messy hair is considered unkept, untidy or do not take pride in their looks....
a guy who cares a bit more is considered vain.. and one who dresses too well... and too sophisticated might be considered gay.....

so... wat do females want???
a complicated life isn't it....
welll guys... unless we have the luck that mel gibson had in what women want.... the abilty to read women's minds...
we will never be able to know what a female truely want out of us men.....
*sigh*

china woman!

2005-07-06T02:10:00.000+08:00

for those of you who didn't read the new paper on sunday...it talked about china women who were having problems adapting to life in singapore......
certain things made sense here and there... bout how different their slow little village life is so much more relax compared to the rush and go of singapore.... but hey that's life here.. that's why we're no longer a smal fishing village...

but some of the things that were stated was well.... absolutely ridiculous!!!!
let me quote you a few examples....
one such china women was complaining bout how in china she only worked 5 days a week while in singapore she does 6-7..... or that in china when there's not much work she'll leave at 3pm but is asked to do o.t in singapore....... well that's the thing isn't it?? she gets paid like 4 times more here then in china.... and we all know wat bosses are like here... they want they're money's worth...

here's an even more classic example.... one of these girl's friend had claimed that singapore was a very safe country.... so one night she didn't lock her door and the neighbour ended up calling the police.... afraid that they might have been attracting or havin men coming to "visit" them.... ok A) it's pretty sad that singaporeans can be so stereotypical... thinking that all china women that come to singapore either end up working in some KTV, massage parlour or as a prostitute....(sad isn't it) ... WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BLOODY COFFEE!!!! These women are here coz well it pays better..... to gain experience(and i'm not talking bout those in bed)
B) and well some think these women are here to find a singaporean husband so that they can stay here......

i dunno when we got this mentality.. but one day it has to stop.. i mean... bangladashi , indians, sri lankans.... all look alike right? but we don't look at some indian national lecturer in a university and wonder why he isn't like doing grass cutting or some construction work... so why do we have to look at these china national ladies in such negativity....

anyway back to the whole not locking the door bit...she's lucky that it was just the police that came knocking....! No matter how safe a country is.... there's always that risk of someone breaking in.. and needless to sayd that even in singapore.. leaving the door open will only be inviting robbers to come knocking...

and what about her leaving her under garments outside in the corridor to dry?? hello??? to start with.. there's gonna be perverts that will be trying to steal them.... secondly.... there are always pranksters no matter where u go in the world... so hanging your bras and panties outside.. not a very wise choice my dears....

but well.. like a little post that someone wrote into the new paper today.... commenting about how these china women should adapt it they wanna stay here... well... i think it should be done by both parties.... they must learn to adapt to us... as we must learn to adapt to them....

attack of the clones.....

2005-07-04T21:15:00.000+08:00

was messing roun with my new cam the other time....and found this really really funky fuction.....check out these funky pix i came up with....

my worst nightmare...... my cousins!

really proud of this one....

lucky bastard!!

pretty funky eh???

anyway juz found out the other day that my gal's gal is single and available.....
so here's a little promotion haha
she's 20... about 160cm tall.. slim.. loves dogs..... oh and a teacher in training....
the rest is a secret.... and for u to find out haha....
well this is her!

hot ain't she... haha...
sorry jas.... but i decided to do a little promotion for you... hope you don't mind

ooops....

2005-07-04T15:43:00.000+08:00

i realised while looking back at my entry that i had forgotten to add 1 very very important person's picture in.....
she's sweet, hot, and seductive......and well leave us wondering why the hell would superman aka clark kent ever leave her for lois lane... it's kristin kreuk

naturally singaporean

2005-07-04T12:34:00.000+08:00

amazing.... another entry... so soon...... hmmm.. dunno. seem to have tons of things to talk about recently haha.....

today.......like any other day.... took the train home from camp.. i come to realise that....for some reason... singaporeans have this in-bred ability to be... well *kiasu ( scared/afraid of losing out).
I've come to realise why Singapore has never been able to succeed in sports...it's not that we're not fast enough...(heck have you seen the way aunties and uncles above 50 run for the train?)
it's definately not that we're not strong enough ( all the pushing, shoving while trying to board the train....or trying to squeeze into a crowded mall...and have you seen the number of shopping bags that these people carry whenever the great singapore sale is on???)
We've even got the self-belief ( trying to squeeze into a bus that's already pack to the door) and definately the stamina...(walking around a shopping mall for hours during a sale looking for the best deals).
The patience ( we can que for ours to wait for a shop to open so we can get the best deals... or some limited addition of some stupid cat, that i shall not name, that Mac was giving away)
heck we even have some really really pro drivers that could win the F1... (taxi drivers.... Singapore's version of the fast and the furious)

So... it's not that Singaporeans aren't good enough to excel in sports.. it's just coz we channel all our enrgy into other areas....
So if 1 day... juz 1 day.. we can channel all this energy we use in our daily lives... i definately think that we can excel well in all forms and sports....

sentosa

2005-07-03T02:20:00.000+08:00

man.. wat a tiring day!!!!! was at sentosa last night... had a friend's chalet...it was her bday.. pretty cool.. surprisingly..i wasn't a little bit tired.... even though i stood up cookin the whole night....
the marinate was for the food was great! and thank god that i didn't over do the food....phew.. glad people liked it....
but well unfortunately... something had to over shadow the party...
let put the bday girl as a. her, bf as b, her this particular friend c.

ok see this is wat happened...
my gal and i went over to the chalet at like 10pm.. which was already pretty late.....
when we got ther... b told us that since there wasn't many people, instead of borrowing their tent... we could bunk into their room.. so we did.. and we were all soooooo tired so we konked out at like 1+.....
b4 we slept.... they had a phone call... at like 11.... by i think c or c's other friends saying that they'd come over....
so time went by.. we went to sleep and at like 2+am..... the other group called and banged at the door.. wakin all of us up....
seeing that the bed was full... b suggested droppin the other mattressses on the floor so everyone could crash... but the a friend of c said its ok... they'll head to the pool to get wasted...and he asked to borrow the tent in case they needed to juz crash at the beach... so fine.. come mornin.... these people were banging at the door at like 10.... next thing u know.. c comes in....taking his things.. looking as though someone juz died... he went back out.. and out of concern... b walks out to see wat's wrong...suddenly.. c said that he's damn tired and if there was no room to sleep then he'd go home...! b got pretty pissed, coz i mean wat was c implying.. that he wanted us to quickly bugger off.. out of the room... so he could sleep! i mean.. b did offer to move the mattress so all of us could sleep.....but they said it's ok...
and then the next morning this??
so after a while... c left....and he didn't even say bye or even wish a happy birthday!! wat nerve!!!
to start with! these people came at an ungodly hour when we were all asleep!!! b already out of kindess suggested they move the mattress.... but they declined!
like b said.. it's like 1st come 1st serve.....and since we were there so much earlier he asked us to crash with them....
and well.. honestly...c's like this super heavy weight.. god he's gotta be like 100+ kilos... and quite frankly... heck.. the room wouldn't have had space unless he was bloody sleepin alone!
but the worst bit was not even saying bye... or even wishing happy birthday... ! hello!!!!! u came for the girl's bday... she bloody invited u and even though u were pissed.. the lease u could do was say bye or at least wish happy birthday!! god.... can't believe how unreasonable some people can be.....
but well apart from that.. it was a pretty good day....
oh we even went to the underwater world! man... haven't been there in ages and oh god its so FUCKING expensive...
it was $17.50.... per pax! which included entry to dolphine lagoon.. which we didn't go.. haha wat a waste of money.....
but well... they had this thing called sea angels.. and thei beautiful... their actually shell-less sea snails... and they flap their "wings" to move around... so they looked like little angels flying.. so cute....
apart from that there was all those sharks... fishes and a dugong... so cute that little thing.. though i have no idea how people can mistake it as a mermaid in the past.... oh well......

although.. haha being there got me a little hungry.. coz of the dory.... the garouper... though of cos i'd never dream of those in the tank.....

anyway.. gotta go crash now... so till next time!

p.s thank you a for inviting us!!! hope u like the way i bbq.... and happy birthday once again!!!!

babe babe

2005-07-03T00:04:00.000+08:00

man.... haven't been blogging for too long... gettin really really rusty with this thing.. haha.. damn it... anyway.... was reading my gal's blog the other day and realised that there was a whole bunch of naked men...... hmmmmmm all these damn french ruggers....models, mexican actors and.. oh well.. ok i'll give the exceptions to cristiano ronaldo coz i'm a man u fan! hee..... so... although i dun have any hot naked pix of some sexy babe.... this is the best i can do...... pix of babes who i think are hot..........sorry for the lack of selection.. kinda lazy to download sooo many pix.... but i promise that there will be more..... shhh.... can't tell the gf.... or else i'd better start preparing my grave... hee....

first... a world class m.i.l.f......
a single mother of 2....
DeNiSe RiChArDs

next up... a desperate housewife.....
EvA LoNgLoRiA

she's acted as an undercover agent..... a completely bimbo.... and a bitchy journalist....
EvA MeNdEs

simple yet beautiful, married to a rocker.....
GwYnEtH PaLtRoW

She may be 50+... but she's still a sex symbol....
ShArOn StOnE

she's a VJ, she's local, was a bachelorette.. it's none other then...
DeNiSe KeLlEr

she was know as miss croft,mrs. thornton, now miss jolie aka mrs. smith and who knows... mrs. pitt in the future??
aNgElInA JoLiE

she's a russian hottie.... the no. 1 name in tennis for her good looks and playing ability...
MaRiA sHaRaPoVa

she was known for sleeping only in her channel no. 5, she started the term sex symbol in hollywood.... the one... the only.. the late
MaRiLyN MoNrOe

and last but not least.... she may be hot to some... not to others... but to me. she's the hottest babe of them all.. the one the only....my own baby....
JoAnNe!!!!

Sunrise!

2005-03-28T17:15:00.000+08:00

My god.. wat a tiring day!!!
i not only went to church today... i went for the churches sunrise service......can you believe it.. i actually thought that i'd have a beautiful long weekend.. 3 day of sleeping in instead of 2!
haha how wrong i muz have been! Not only did i not get the chance to sleep in.. i had to bloody wake up at 5.30am!!!! even earlier then when i usually do for camp! SIGH!
but well .....at least they made it up with good porridge for breakfast.. haha

Anyway for those of you who don't know me.. and don't know about my beliefs, i'm a free thinker.. and ever though i've had many many people pressuring me to become christian i juz feel tat it's not the path for me. DOn't get me werong it's not that i don't believe in God, i do.. but i juz feel tat there is a lot more to life then believing in God, plus i like to open my mind, understand other religions, other beliefs... i've seen how some christian react to buddhism, or to muslims and vice versa.... let's face it.. it's always a christian vs jewish vs muslim battle...
a never ending arguement to who the "enlightened" 1 is...who should we truely worship?

Heck it's even gone to a point where people start war becoz of religious purposes.... e.g afgan vs US. To start with.... HOW THE HELL IS WAR SUPPOSE TO BE RELIGIOUS????

In the bible.. it's written in the 10 commandments:
6th Commandment; Verse 13: "Thou shalt not kill."

Ermmm in the Quaran, i'm sure it has something similar too about how we're not suppose to kill our "brothers".

So..... WHY THE HELL ARE WE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR?

ok i've never seen it from oter religion's point of view so let's talk about the 1 i know the best.. christianity....

How many people do u know.. who are really true bloom christians....?
I've seen how so many of these new churches work, how these "christians" behave....
So many churches are run like a business now.... they have tons of people but how many are actually there to worship god?
Or how their suppose to model simaritans....sure.. model simaritans in church.... outside...?
I've seen how quickly the changes take effect....
During service these people are out to show that their such strong christians but the minute service is over, and they enter the car park.. man some of these holy people sure look like hellriders after service

i know a few people who read this will really take this to offense but it's true... i've opened my eyes and seen how much BS there is and has been and for that matter.. i saw a perfect example today.

it was surise service .. so u're suppose to be there to see the sunrise.... so they happily held
it outdoors.... here's the thing....1. you have people who come after sunrise...
" God sacrificed his only son to save us!" "Jesus sacrificed himself to free us!" "aiyar.. 630am ah.. so early.... cannot sacrifice my precious sleep lar".... see the picture....?

and no. 2..... There are like houses... across a 2 lane road from the church....so like the homes are wat 4-5 m away from church? Ermmm people... it's 630 am... and u're trying to wake up the neighbours on a sunday..?? No one is stopping the church from worshipping, but i feel that at times... be condsiderate... yes worshipping god is important, yes church is important.. but wat about those whho aren't involved? not everyone is as considerate..... and well i guess tat's a part where i see a lot of christian fail to understand.

Anyway better stop bitching about religious issues..... stepping on ery very thin ice.....
well update soon!

another stoned out day....

2005-03-09T15:01:00.000+08:00

man.. life hasn't been this good in camp for a very very very long time!
no one's around and i'm actually blogging in the middle of the day.. gonna go sleep soon..

good news is... today's a wed!!! another mambo day! haha....
well... i dunno.. figured i'll give it another chance.... if it's bad again then maybe i should consider retiring.....
yes i'm a mambosexual....

hai... woke up to watch football last night...
saw my man u get knocked out.. but hey... well... at least now i'll have more nights to sleep right? haha

anyway.. gonna go catch some sleep now.. so will be updating soon!

growing old.....

2005-03-08T14:55:00.000+08:00

bloody hell.. it's only been like 2 weeks that i didn't go down to mambo... and when i finally did, i felt like i got hit by a bloody train! no idea how people like weilun and gerald do it.. thirty and still mamboing....
age... hai...

anyhow's know it's been a while since i manage to blog.....stuck in camp again.. bored as hell... while the rest of the guys are watching desperate house wives... honestly don't quite see what's so interesting about a bunch of housewives desperate for sex.. heck.. it ain't never gonna happen to any of us in real life anyway unless i happen to be brad pitt's twin brother.

I admit the fact that i do see the occasional M.I.L.F.s but then.. never anything wrong in looking is there....
(for those of you who have no idea what a m.i.l.f is.. go ask your mom.. haha)

anyway... i had this discussion the other day with 2 females... (names shall not be revealed to protect their horniness). Is size really that important.....

ok i admit the fact that it would really suck for a female to meet an extrememly cute guy only to find out that he's got a 3 inch dick.... man... if i had a 3inch dick.. i'd be hiding in some cave in tibet by now...
anyway back to the point....
does it really matter how long it is? i mean, y have it extremely long when u know you'll never get the whole thing into a female... and not to mention that u'd prob have a 95% of gagging her to death if u ever asked her to keep throat.... sure.. it's deep pentration for her.. but u?? and besides.. when she asked to go deep.. i doubt very much she meant piercing into her lower abdomen.

i honestly think that haveing a pencil dick is worst.... it's meant to be thick so u could stretch her a little..(not too much u saddists!) and at the same time have the ability to rub her clitoris at the same time.. ( ok well.. if u were longer u could work on her g-spot too).

well.. i'm not female so i wouldn't really know their preferences... ( and no i do not ever wanna try and experience by having some guy up my ass.... EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!)

Most importantly.. i think it's the skill...... can u imagin girls? u meet a cute guy... he's a fantastic kisser, aamazing with his hands.... and whe u 2 get naked.. and he's lying there and you're begging him to take u.. he looks... dreamily in your eyes... and says..................... i dunno wat to do next.. (PIANG).

guess god made everyone fair... either he's charming with a smaller member, bigger but can't seem to find someone to use it one... or big and never ever learn any skills, even if u gave them like SEX for the extreme dummy's dummie.......

life's fair isn't it... so for guys.. if you think u'res is just average... then work on it!! show the girls wat they can do.... for those that are very large! pls be careful and screw u! and for those who are small and puny....girl's if they're your bfs... i admire your courage, guys... sorry.. but only god can save you.. and don't worry... there are plenty of caves up in the mountains in tibet.....

sick as hell

2005-03-04T22:10:00.000+08:00

yawnz.....

2005-03-03T17:19:00.000+08:00

hai.. stuck in camp... falling ill.... wat can be worse?

hopefully the weekend will be much better.....
dun really feel like blogging now coz i think i'm gonna crash in a bit... so till another time when my mind is there and i got more heart to blog.....

nitez all!

tanning....

2005-02-21T23:21:00.000+08:00

today was a pretty funky day... found out that we get to clear off! haha so left camp @ 12....
canme back.... and finally! manage to take advantage of the psycho sun tat's been shining! manage to head to the pool for a tan...
well still a little on the white chicken side so looks like i'll need the sun this weekend to try to get tanner... haha....

anyway.. think i've been eating too much these couple of weeks... my appetite today has gone completely down the drain! which i s good i guess.... can lose weight faster haha...
man... diets diets..... hate them but can't live without them....

bowl of gems

2005-02-18T16:11:00.000+08:00

finally i managed to get a day off... on a friday as well!!!
this means i got a super long weekend to look forward to... yey!!!
anyway... streated the day really slow and lazy... before having the ultimates lunch! or tea actually....
INSTANT NOODLES!!! nothing special ey? except the fact that its gotta be the most expensoive bowl of noodles in the world...
imagun this... simple bowl of soup noodles... with tempura prawns (yum!) , scallops ( double yum!), abalone (yum x3!!) and beat this.. SHARK FIN!!! ( yum yum yum yum yum!!)

sad thing is that i broke my golden rule not to eat shark fin again coz its so cruel.... but that huge container there i juz could't resist... oh well...

hopefuly by next chinese new year i'll finally manage to give up eating shark fin altogether....

my apologies....

2005-02-17T16:10:00.000+08:00

anyway... for those who've read my blog.. i apologise that the words are stuck to the border... let's hope i can it sorted out soon......

a non mambo day.....

2005-02-17T16:02:00.000+08:00

woah.. it's a wed.. and believe it or not.....i'm not @ mambo.. haha
man.. juz found out that melissa weil closed her blog... so sad!!! now i don't have my daily dosage of her funky, soapy life style... hai....and plus i have to change part of blog now... damn!

anyway was in the car on the way to camp today... and was listening to class 95 and they had a really interestin topic on...
all about kisses...... so let's start it here......

Chapter 1: what's your worst kissing experience?

i can't believe no one called in to share their most horrid experiences......
i know mine... i remember back when i was like 14? i had this gf who's like 2 years older then me
and haha.... it was freakin hilarious... i know she was trying to teach me all kindsa stuff.. and honestly... all the basics that i had to learn? i learnt from her..
anyway.. back to the bad kissing part..... i remember how the mood was perfect.. was in my room... i was lying on her lap... lookin into her eyes... and she leaned over... and started kissing me...
it wasn't really my first kiss so i could totally rmember wat to do.....
anyawy... that moment was magical! soft lips... soft music in the back ground.....
then came the disaster!!!!!!
suddenly i felt this blob of saliva drip into my mouth... and i'm not talking about no droplets... this was one big mother fucking blob!!!!
i know instantly my eyes shot right open.. i pushed her away and ran to the toilet to spit it out....
i mean i don't mind the exchange of saliva bit.. but not by the glass......
needless to say.... that was like the end of that day......

haha the times when i was still young and innocent.. haha...

well.... now that i've shared mine... let's see if i can update u in the future with more bad kisses i've come to know about!

till next time!!!!

phew......

2005-02-16T13:52:00.000+08:00

Finally!!!!!!!
man took me ages to figure out this blog.... but well.. although it's not perfect.. it's the closest i can get...
man been's such a bitchy day today.....
didn't do anything the whole day... juz rottin in camp... and still pissed about yest.
Realised the fact that a certain SGT of mine is such an asshole.....
happily telling my colleauge tat he can take off once he's done with his shit....
wat about me man... beem doing shit for the last mth... took 1 day off and got a nagging for it...
are the things i do soooo insignificant?? maybe i shan't even bother next time.... urgh!!!!! frustrasting!!!!!!!!!!
hai no point thinkin....y get frustrated?? stress=weight gain...... so shouldn't be stress..... otherwise how to lose weight???

anyway enough bitching... gotta go get some work done.. till next time.. think there'll be more bitching soon......

such a disappointment.....

2005-02-15T00:25:00.000+08:00

damn...... was so hoping that i could fit in evanacense's my immortal into the screan of the ipod... unfortunately everytime i try it.... my links disappear... how to read my blog????
nvm.. will keep trying...

first blog after a long time

2005-02-12T13:44:00.000+08:00

man... been ages since i did a blog... and like after 6 mths? i'm finally deciding to start one again....